Sloane Murphy
@fistfightjones.bsky.social
SCENE REPORTS
I drive a van around Chicago
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I drive a van around Chicago
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Sloane Murphy
@fistfightjones.bsky.social
· Jun 20
I am not the Annie Proulx of transsexuality, but I am on a mission from God to make sure we're ready for her.
Women venmoing me....send me ur addresses so I can update my notes app....girl named Cass girl named ivy.....who r u....
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Women venmoing me....send me ur addresses so I can update my notes app....girl named Cass girl named ivy.....who r u....
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Chicago - blizzard of 79
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Chicago - blizzard of 79
Scene Reports is live because I got the zines before I expected to get them.
There will be a party next week. If you are in Chicago, they're five bucks, and you'll just have to find me bumming around to grab one. It's not that hard. I'm a creature of habit. I only hang around three or four spots.
There will be a party next week. If you are in Chicago, they're five bucks, and you'll just have to find me bumming around to grab one. It's not that hard. I'm a creature of habit. I only hang around three or four spots.
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Scene Reports is live because I got the zines before I expected to get them.
There will be a party next week. If you are in Chicago, they're five bucks, and you'll just have to find me bumming around to grab one. It's not that hard. I'm a creature of habit. I only hang around three or four spots.
There will be a party next week. If you are in Chicago, they're five bucks, and you'll just have to find me bumming around to grab one. It's not that hard. I'm a creature of habit. I only hang around three or four spots.
If you are a woman from New York, I will goof on u, but I will also take u to a bar in Chicago, and we will kill a couple of pitchers and play darts.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If you are a woman from New York, I will goof on u, but I will also take u to a bar in Chicago, and we will kill a couple of pitchers and play darts.
Beautiful women....kinda mean to me.....what a good life...:)
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Beautiful women....kinda mean to me.....what a good life...:)
Mira Cameron is coming :)))))))))))))
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Mira Cameron is coming :)))))))))))))
I will announce how to order Scene Reports soon, but until then, if you see me around, I'll probably have a few on me.
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I will announce how to order Scene Reports soon, but until then, if you see me around, I'll probably have a few on me.
Wife immediately found a typo in Scene Reports
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Wife immediately found a typo in Scene Reports
It's the perfect destination....
For every generation....
Wherenberg.....
For every generation....
Wherenberg.....
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's the perfect destination....
For every generation....
Wherenberg.....
For every generation....
Wherenberg.....
..........fuck....
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
..........fuck....
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Woman love when yr passionate about star trek
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Woman love when yr passionate about star trek
Having a wife and a gf was fun while it lasted
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Having a wife and a gf was fun while it lasted
Hot dog restaurant
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hot dog restaurant
The Margot Qualley one is too easy bc I maintain she stole my whole thing for that movie
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The Margot Qualley one is too easy bc I maintain she stole my whole thing for that movie
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Death to pdfs.
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Death to pdfs.
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
Hellie is really infecting my brain with "I should go back to having bangs" disease
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hellie is really infecting my brain with "I should go back to having bangs" disease
Sloane Murphy
(Who doesn't actually exist)
(Who doesn't actually exist)
observer gf
- observing
- detects ordinarily overlooked details
- sees the big picture
- learning to sit back and observe
- "i'll take a look at that"
- "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it"
- scanning everything
- "i see"
- takes pleasure in looking
- always watching
- always watching
- always wa
- observing
- detects ordinarily overlooked details
- sees the big picture
- learning to sit back and observe
- "i'll take a look at that"
- "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it"
- scanning everything
- "i see"
- takes pleasure in looking
- always watching
- always watching
- always wa
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Sloane Murphy
(Who doesn't actually exist)
(Who doesn't actually exist)
I love my stupid little job where I give people free books
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I love my stupid little job where I give people free books
Death to pdfs.
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Death to pdfs.
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
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EASEL will always be available digitally for free to anyone who wants it no questions asked. Email me and i will send you the pdf. Send the pdf to your friends. Print it out and make bootleg copies
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
EASEL will always be available digitally for free to anyone who wants it no questions asked. Email me and i will send you the pdf. Send the pdf to your friends. Print it out and make bootleg copies
Why do ppl say chat before they ask a question now?
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Why do ppl say chat before they ask a question now?
Fashion wife :)
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Fashion wife :)
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We’re accepting applications for our (paid! remote!) summer internship! professors who follow me please share with any students interested in writing
Would You Like To Be Defector’s Sixth-Ever Editorial Intern? | Defector
Big news: Defector is looking to hire editorial interns for the summer of 2026. Wow! That could be you! How could it be you? I am here to answer that question, and many more. What will a Defector inte...
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November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
We’re accepting applications for our (paid! remote!) summer internship! professors who follow me please share with any students interested in writing
Bitches on discord crazy
Quote this post with your best explanation of what Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is about
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Bitches on discord crazy
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Since Bovino left it seems every day or every other day I hear of someone abducted by ICE agents. It’s slower, less flashy, but still happening.
“Rey Wences, senior director of deportation defense at the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights, noted that “abductions” continue happening “every day in both the city and the suburbs.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Since Bovino left it seems every day or every other day I hear of someone abducted by ICE agents. It’s slower, less flashy, but still happening.