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i ate so much ham its not legal for me to drive. my bhc is too high.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i ate so much ham its not legal for me to drive. my bhc is too high.
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this ham i bought is living the dream: boneless and slathered in a maple syrup concoction
November 11, 2024 at 8:26 PM
this ham i bought is living the dream: boneless and slathered in a maple syrup concoction
lol i think my local radio station censored the 'wet' in this sabrina carpenter song that opens with "i get wet at the thought of you"
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
lol i think my local radio station censored the 'wet' in this sabrina carpenter song that opens with "i get wet at the thought of you"
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Why does mashed potatoes get to be an anytime food but it’s weird to eat stuffing in June? These double standards must stop
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Why does mashed potatoes get to be an anytime food but it’s weird to eat stuffing in June? These double standards must stop
i'm in my late 30s so its roller coaster tycoon instead of transport tycoon
i play video games but im over 40 so it's just:
Chrono Trigger -> janky 20th century crpg -> Morrowind -> janky itch dot io game -> Transport Tycoon Deluxe -> walking simulator -> Chrono Trigger
and it's marvelous
Chrono Trigger -> janky 20th century crpg -> Morrowind -> janky itch dot io game -> Transport Tycoon Deluxe -> walking simulator -> Chrono Trigger
and it's marvelous
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i'm in my late 30s so its roller coaster tycoon instead of transport tycoon
lord of the rings fan edit that is exactly the same except instead of characters saying "look! eagles!" in reverence every time they show up its replaced with the audio of "go birds" in a thick philly accent
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
lord of the rings fan edit that is exactly the same except instead of characters saying "look! eagles!" in reverence every time they show up its replaced with the audio of "go birds" in a thick philly accent
earlier today i witnessed kidfish and her friends go absolutely apeshit when 6 7 was played in sequence in uno
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
earlier today i witnessed kidfish and her friends go absolutely apeshit when 6 7 was played in sequence in uno
november 22 -- first sighting of christmas lights in my neighborhood
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
november 22 -- first sighting of christmas lights in my neighborhood
kidfish is absolutely murdering her friends in these kirby minigames they have never played before but she lives and breathes. practice makes perfect
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
kidfish is absolutely murdering her friends in these kirby minigames they have never played before but she lives and breathes. practice makes perfect
i don't hate christmas music. i hate that every single store, movie, and radio station somehow plays the same 30-40 songs. some of these tunes legitimately have thousands of professional recordings in a large variety of styles. can we change it up a little?
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i don't hate christmas music. i hate that every single store, movie, and radio station somehow plays the same 30-40 songs. some of these tunes legitimately have thousands of professional recordings in a large variety of styles. can we change it up a little?
hamburger helper and annie's are why turkey sucks
i think its because for a lot of families thanksgiving is one of the few days a year they cook stuff from scratch these days. and they suck ass at it!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
hamburger helper and annie's are why turkey sucks
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"why walk when you can ride?" -- bethesda process after morrowind
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"why walk when you can ride?" -- bethesda process after morrowind
maybe one day they will invent a humidifier that does not have fifty thousand nooks and crannies on the inside to harbor mold and clog with mineral deposits
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
maybe one day they will invent a humidifier that does not have fifty thousand nooks and crannies on the inside to harbor mold and clog with mineral deposits
why morrowind is 1000x more interesting than oblivion and skyrim in one sentence:
it's really intricate! the ethical and moral considerations in the game
the Empire exerts control and cultural influence that many dunmer rightfully resent- but many dunmer also have a tradition of slavery, unshared by the empire- but the empire permits the slavery and persecutes abolitionists,
the Empire exerts control and cultural influence that many dunmer rightfully resent- but many dunmer also have a tradition of slavery, unshared by the empire- but the empire permits the slavery and persecutes abolitionists,
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
why morrowind is 1000x more interesting than oblivion and skyrim in one sentence:
what is this orion lizard you guys keep talking about
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
what is this orion lizard you guys keep talking about
he has introduced a "tartar sauce for all" bill to congress
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
he has introduced a "tartar sauce for all" bill to congress
we're going to montreal next weekend. do you think i should buy a christmas tree up there and try to drive through customs with it strapped to the roof of my car?
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
we're going to montreal next weekend. do you think i should buy a christmas tree up there and try to drive through customs with it strapped to the roof of my car?
i assume mamdani opened the conversation with "how's it going, boss?" and trump's heart just melted
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i assume mamdani opened the conversation with "how's it going, boss?" and trump's heart just melted
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it's the weekend before thanksgiving so be sure to be indignant and extremely rude to grocery store employees
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it's the weekend before thanksgiving so be sure to be indignant and extremely rude to grocery store employees
witness or cause of? we will soon see.
"The zoo did the math, calling Gramma 'a witness to history' whose lifetime included the tenures of 20 U.S. presidents, two World Wars and two pandemics."
RIP Gramma
RIP Gramma
'Queen of the Zoo' Gramma the tortoise dies after century at San Diego Zoo
Gramma arrived in San Diego between 1928–1931 as part of the first group of Galápagos tortoises to come to the zoo.
timesofsandiego.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
witness or cause of? we will soon see.
it's the weekend before thanksgiving so be sure to be indignant and extremely rude to grocery store employees
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it's the weekend before thanksgiving so be sure to be indignant and extremely rude to grocery store employees
john pork is the boss of ubisoft?!
Ubisoft boss believes generative AI is as big a revolution for games as the shift to 3D, as tech is embraced company-wide
www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-boss...
www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-boss...
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
john pork is the boss of ubisoft?!
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park that car
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
park that car
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
in this essay i will examine the generational trauma evident in the mccallister family of the home alone film franchise
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November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
in this essay i will examine the generational trauma evident in the mccallister family of the home alone film franchise
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