i'm doing it again 😈
what if i got cozy
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
i'm doing it again 😈
we lost our way as a society when the telecommunication companies made all the stores named things like 'insane dave's phone world' and 'east stroudsbourgh cellular haven' rebrand to 'at&t authorized retailer'
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
we lost our way as a society when the telecommunication companies made all the stores named things like 'insane dave's phone world' and 'east stroudsbourgh cellular haven' rebrand to 'at&t authorized retailer'
inside you are two mucinex guys
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
inside you are two mucinex guys
the simpsons was controversial for being too raunchy
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
the simpsons was controversial for being too raunchy
and it's giving me insomnia, boo! apparently an unusual side effect of it. never made my piss stink before either, i wonder if those are related lol
amoxicillin is making my piss smell weird. sorry everyone.
January 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
and it's giving me insomnia, boo! apparently an unusual side effect of it. never made my piss stink before either, i wonder if those are related lol
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my little party snail
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
my little party snail
i will never reveal the name of my agent who was involved in a very specific and unusual incident that was covered by local media and entered into public court records
January 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
i will never reveal the name of my agent who was involved in a very specific and unusual incident that was covered by local media and entered into public court records
kidfish tells me that no one says 6 7 anymore, only parents. also that it was never funny or cool.
January 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
kidfish tells me that no one says 6 7 anymore, only parents. also that it was never funny or cool.
somebody give the druid a treat
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
somebody give the druid a treat
c'mon dude you're holding up the line. the barista with kind eyes isn't your therapist. she's mine!!
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
c'mon dude you're holding up the line. the barista with kind eyes isn't your therapist. she's mine!!
if you need a palate cleanser i highly recommend taking a half hour to watch one of the greatest gdq events of all time
American Truck Simulator by anarchy and Lazlo in 35:18 - Awesome Games Done Quick 2026
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
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January 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
if you need a palate cleanser i highly recommend taking a half hour to watch one of the greatest gdq events of all time
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sometimes i ask myself what is the purpose of europeans. and then i remember: cheese
January 7, 2026 at 9:52 PM
sometimes i ask myself what is the purpose of europeans. and then i remember: cheese
amoxicillin is making my piss smell weird. sorry everyone.
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
amoxicillin is making my piss smell weird. sorry everyone.
if 'market forces' were a real thing all women's pants and dresses would have functional pockets and all hoodies would have a thumb hole
January 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
if 'market forces' were a real thing all women's pants and dresses would have functional pockets and all hoodies would have a thumb hole
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i don’t know how many Ls to put in the word chilli chili chiilliii have you seen how it’s written it’s like a barcode come on
January 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
i don’t know how many Ls to put in the word chilli chili chiilliii have you seen how it’s written it’s like a barcode come on
recreational novocaine
January 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
recreational novocaine
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me and the mutuals hanging out in the bluesky firehose
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
me and the mutuals hanging out in the bluesky firehose
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me & my mutuals
August 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
me & my mutuals
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which 3 of your mutuals would you like to be bed bound, willy wonka grandparent style with?
August 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
which 3 of your mutuals would you like to be bed bound, willy wonka grandparent style with?
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guy who follows 2500 people but talks about mutuals like they are lifelong friends
August 26, 2024 at 8:38 PM
guy who follows 2500 people but talks about mutuals like they are lifelong friends
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its cool that we're mutuals but who wants to be my emergency contact
September 13, 2024 at 1:34 AM
its cool that we're mutuals but who wants to be my emergency contact
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trying to get two mutuals to befriend each other because they have similar mental ailments and are on the same antidepressant
March 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
trying to get two mutuals to befriend each other because they have similar mental ailments and are on the same antidepressant
sleeping till noon and having an evening nap isn't ideal for going to bed at a reasonable time
slept till noon!
i'm getting some teeth pulled tomorrow and the instructions say to plan to rest for the remainder of the day, as if i don't do that everyday
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
sleeping till noon and having an evening nap isn't ideal for going to bed at a reasonable time
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can't stop thinking about a broccoli haircut pediatric oncologist
we're just now getting our first post 9/11 born doctors and dentists
June 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
can't stop thinking about a broccoli haircut pediatric oncologist
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remind your old high school buddy that they had frosted tips in 2003 whenever they drag the broccoli haircut
January 23, 2024 at 10:10 PM
remind your old high school buddy that they had frosted tips in 2003 whenever they drag the broccoli haircut