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POV: you just walked up to the sushi restaurant to pick up your order on valentine's day after the AI that answered the phone told you it'll be ready in 30 minutes
February 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
breaked b eans

Sent from Outlook for iOS
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I know everybody jokes about recession indicators but
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
actually works btw. I started getting kicked by my moms horses as a kid and now I can make Byzantine Dream shudder by making eye contact
If you're afraid of getting kicked by a horse, start small to build up your tolerance. Get kicked by a miniature horse at first and then scale up from there. By the end of the process you'll be able to no-sell a Clydesdale.
February 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
your millenial coworker who will never shut up about how rebellious green day are for playing american idiot at the super bowl
January 25, 2026 at 7:03 PM
there's an old saying in the mime community
January 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Scrunt
Several new Ecco the Dolphin products and games in development

Ecco the Dolphin and Tides of Time remaster + third game were announced last year

www.gematsu.com/2026/01/mult...
January 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
almost 2026 and big studios are still trying to "bring a new twist on class-based team shooters"
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
guy who guesses Ur instead of Senet on the question about ancient board games
December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
in The Industry we call this "cope"
December 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
bought a $20 power drill today and proceeded to wiggle every leg on every piece of furniture I own like "oh yeah this ones been bugging me"
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
kinda fucked up how she didnt have sex one time and now she's forever known as THE Virgin Mary
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
did a little vegas trip vlog
youtu.be/qy53siEfRxQ
went to Vegas
YouTube video by brave's beep emporium
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
cuck bench with hostile design facing away from the TV. your pithy middle class chair that you call cuckoldry is humbled by the sheer refinement of humiliation au capitaux.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
he's just staring at me
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
food critic who got their start in erotica: "the risotto was bulging with flavor"
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
when I catch the motherfucker that keeps moving my mattress while I'm sleeping, so help me god
October 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
learning victoria 3
September 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
coworker who wears too much axe body spray: "been really into the band Claft lately"
September 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm going to the tractor supply store to buy a hat
September 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
raptor happening today
September 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
gotta say, I much prefer stockholm syndrome to havana syndrome
September 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
you gotta check your mailbox more often. my neighbor has no idea they owe St. Mary's hospital $14,527.81.
September 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
yarp
September 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM