A Self-Respecting Fish
@fishhat.bsky.social
Fish in a jaunty boater.
They didn't use my suggested hed of "Guise and Dolls," but this is freakin' amazing.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
They didn't use my suggested hed of "Guise and Dolls," but this is freakin' amazing.
Dude, I don't even live in Chicago. I'm in the suburbs, so this is basically the equivalent of telling me I'll never get over an ex. Fuck.
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Dude, I don't even live in Chicago. I'm in the suburbs, so this is basically the equivalent of telling me I'll never get over an ex. Fuck.
Day 2. Is this, like, a beat at the Washington Post?
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Day 2. Is this, like, a beat at the Washington Post?
The current featured articles on the New York Times' and Washington Post's repective Science sections.
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The current featured articles on the New York Times' and Washington Post's repective Science sections.
I was trying to remember Mad Terry's name, but never change, Google AI. @badmachinery.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I was trying to remember Mad Terry's name, but never change, Google AI. @badmachinery.com
Petty but enjoyable. www.durbin.senate.gov/contact/email
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Petty but enjoyable. www.durbin.senate.gov/contact/email
Oh yeah, I can just DO that.
September 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oh yeah, I can just DO that.
I want to print this panel up and frame it on my desk, but I think the researchers I work with might get pissy.
Full comic: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/invest...
Full comic: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/invest...
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I want to print this panel up and frame it on my desk, but I think the researchers I work with might get pissy.
Full comic: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/invest...
Full comic: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/invest...
Her name is Jumpa, Bill. Jumpa!
September 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Her name is Jumpa, Bill. Jumpa!
Fucking A+ bumper sticker
August 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Fucking A+ bumper sticker
In more honor of the late, great Tom Lehrer. I got the idea from YouTuber @honest2betsy.bsky.social who, I presume, got it from Agnes.
July 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
In more honor of the late, great Tom Lehrer. I got the idea from YouTuber @honest2betsy.bsky.social who, I presume, got it from Agnes.
To give a sense:
July 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
To give a sense:
My daily puzzle’s getting dark.
July 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My daily puzzle’s getting dark.
I’m at a wedding right now and this is my place card.
June 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m at a wedding right now and this is my place card.
The literal best description of an ad hominem attack versus an insult, courtesy @zachweinersmith.bsky.social
Link to original: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hominem
Link to original: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hominem
June 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The literal best description of an ad hominem attack versus an insult, courtesy @zachweinersmith.bsky.social
Link to original: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hominem
Link to original: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hominem
I see you, Strands.
May 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I see you, Strands.
Parenting tip: Kids won’t eat their blueberries? Maybe former General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Mikhail Gorbachev can convince them!
May 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Parenting tip: Kids won’t eat their blueberries? Maybe former General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Mikhail Gorbachev can convince them!
This is today's front page:
May 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is today's front page:
The most superfluous caption:
May 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The most superfluous caption:
I’m not that into the gangster stuff, but well done, Berwyn.
May 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’m not that into the gangster stuff, but well done, Berwyn.
AP's pope coverage is just killing time. I actually really like this scene-setting.
May 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
AP's pope coverage is just killing time. I actually really like this scene-setting.
For context (that IS in the story, but is not in the headline).
May 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
For context (that IS in the story, but is not in the headline).
It's telling judges they know where they live.
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's telling judges they know where they live.