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Fighting for constitutional rights in court. Like your right to unfollow and block me for EITHER my bad bleeding-heart-liberal political takes OR my bad Timberwolves, Vikings, and Hawkeye takes! I don’t blame you a bit!
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RELEASE THE TRUMPSTEIN FILES.
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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If Trump is innocent, prove it.

If you're a politician and don't support rapists or pedophiles, prove it.

If you're a politician and aren't complicit in Epstein's crimes, prove it.

Release the Epstein files.
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Every time I get groceries I am admittedly amazed. The prices just keep climbing especially on the most random shit.

Like bell peppers. What the fuck man. Those shouldn’t be at the price they are now. What the actual hell?
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
AI just confidently told me(with citations!) that my area got zero inches of snow in the last two days. Even though I’m *pretty sure* I cleared about a foot of snow from my driveway.

But sure! A nuclear bomb. What could possibly go wrong?
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Post your favorite “Transformers” character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Just imagine Mike Johnson’s face when we get this done.

Tell Congress to force a vote on extending ACA tax credits!
Tell Congress: Support discharge petition to force vote on ACA tax credits
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You've just died
Sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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In 2016, the Justice Department brought charges against 130,000 suspects. Grand juries rejected indictments only six times.

During the Trump administration, by contrast, grand jurors have repeatedly rejected prosecutors’ requests for indictments.
Trump administration prosecutions focus new attention on grand juries
The administration has struggled with an unusual level of rejections in some cases and procedural stumbles in others.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
No joke. It would be so frustrating to play OKC. I will *never* understand why they get to swipe and hack on one end, but they are such special little boys who can’t be touched on the other end.

I’d be missing my free throws too. I’d be tearing my hair out.
Timberwolves lost this game by missing all 15 of those free throws. That said, the officiating situation in OKC needs attention immediately. It’s absurd.
I hate OKC so much
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Time to post this banger again
January 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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If I was this woman's lawyer i would advise her not to stop suing until she owned Glenn Beck's house

www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
How an innocent woman's name was tied to the Jan. 6 pipe bombs
The FBI has ruled the woman out as a suspect in the 2021 plot, sources said, but only after her name circulated on social platforms and a conservative news site.
www.cbsnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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I agree with this sentiment completely. Juries are wrong plenty of the time, but they are basically incorruptible, and not a single juror has ever worried about being reelected or reappointed to the position.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Cannot overstate how, from my perch as a national-security reporter, this would have been an earth-shattering scandal in a prior era.
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Prosecutor Used Flawed A.I. to Keep a Man in Jail, His Lawyers Say www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Prosecutor Used Flawed A.I. to Keep a Man in Jail, His Lawyers Say
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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5) “We have 130 lakes that are, for the most part, unusable in the summertime because we have these terrible algae blooms and E coli.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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4) “We’re not in a state of crisis. It’s not a water crisis. We’re past that. We’re in a state of failure,” Jones said. “You know, we’re rationing water in our biggest city. We have 6,000 private wells that have been contaminated with nitrate, thousands more with E. coli.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Iowa
4) “We’re not in a state of crisis. It’s not a water crisis. We’re past that. We’re in a state of failure,” Jones said. “You know, we’re rationing water in our biggest city. We have 6,000 private wells that have been contaminated with nitrate, thousands more with E. coli.”
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

Do not repeat this insight, Charlie Brown.
Merry Christmas! Shitter’s Full, Charlie Brown
You Must Teach The Bomb Phenomenology, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
🎶 Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Electric word, life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time 🎶
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Well, one and one is two
Six and two is eight
Come on baby, don't
Make me late

Hi-de-hey
Baby, don't you wanna go?
Back to that same old place
Sweet home Chicago
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do ya?
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM