Tori
@finding-tori.bsky.social
Goddess of Sarcasm
Unfortunately I have the memory of a goldfish, but I did recently remember who TF I am 💁🏻♀️
Now excuse me while I straighten my crown 👑💋
Unfortunately I have the memory of a goldfish, but I did recently remember who TF I am 💁🏻♀️
Now excuse me while I straighten my crown 👑💋
Why thank you, I grew them myself 😆🫶
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Why thank you, I grew them myself 😆🫶
Mine always do! 😊 My pies are always ugly though cuz I’m impatient hahaha
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Mine always do! 😊 My pies are always ugly though cuz I’m impatient hahaha
I would make the perfect housewife, come get me lol 🫶
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I would make the perfect housewife, come get me lol 🫶
So you’re proposing to me then? 😆
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So you’re proposing to me then? 😆
Ok let’s start planning 😉🫶
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ok let’s start planning 😉🫶
I have the best ideas
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I have the best ideas
Be right there, I need lots of practice 🫠
a plane is flying over a field with the words coming in hot written below it
ALT: a plane is flying over a field with the words coming in hot written below it
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November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Be right there, I need lots of practice 🫠
I’m only one person…so I’m not to be held completely responsible 🤣🤣😘
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m only one person…so I’m not to be held completely responsible 🤣🤣😘
I mean…that could be arranged 😏
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I mean…that could be arranged 😏
I’m not reposting this…but yes lol
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’m not reposting this…but yes lol
Thank you 😊 I’m getting a lot closer to where I want to be!
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Thank you 😊 I’m getting a lot closer to where I want to be!
Cuz everyone wants extra slutty olive oil!! 🥺💀
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Cuz everyone wants extra slutty olive oil!! 🥺💀