Tori
@finding-tori.bsky.social
Goddess of Sarcasm
Unfortunately I have the memory of a goldfish, but I did recently remember who TF I am 💁🏻♀️
Now excuse me while I straighten my crown 👑💋
Unfortunately I have the memory of a goldfish, but I did recently remember who TF I am 💁🏻♀️
Now excuse me while I straighten my crown 👑💋
Maybe I need a bath every night, cuz this damn stress follows me like a lost puppy 😑
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Maybe I need a bath every night, cuz this damn stress follows me like a lost puppy 😑
Not only am I cute with a nice ass…I can cook as well! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 😘
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Not only am I cute with a nice ass…I can cook as well! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 😘
Kinda wanna spend days in bed with someone…kinda wanna fake my own death and disappear 🫥
Ohhh anyone wanna fake both of our deaths, disappear, and then spend days in bed??
Ohhh anyone wanna fake both of our deaths, disappear, and then spend days in bed??
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Kinda wanna spend days in bed with someone…kinda wanna fake my own death and disappear 🫥
Ohhh anyone wanna fake both of our deaths, disappear, and then spend days in bed??
Ohhh anyone wanna fake both of our deaths, disappear, and then spend days in bed??
Didn’t realize flannel Friday was a thing. These are from last week..but I guess it’s the day for them 🫶
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Didn’t realize flannel Friday was a thing. These are from last week..but I guess it’s the day for them 🫶
Well, I’m late but I don’t care 🍑
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Well, I’m late but I don’t care 🍑
Guess it’s a thirst trap…
almost a boob 🤷🏻♀️💋
almost a boob 🤷🏻♀️💋
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Guess it’s a thirst trap…
almost a boob 🤷🏻♀️💋
almost a boob 🤷🏻♀️💋
Yay, can’t sleep…sharing memes instead 😆🤭
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Yay, can’t sleep…sharing memes instead 😆🤭
Reposted by Tori
Thursday huh? So here’s your thighs 🦵😘
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Thursday huh? So here’s your thighs 🦵😘
Just missing your handprints 😏🫠
Made it in time for #WagonWednesday 🍑
Made it in time for #WagonWednesday 🍑
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Just missing your handprints 😏🫠
Made it in time for #WagonWednesday 🍑
Made it in time for #WagonWednesday 🍑
This made me laugh far harder than it should have. Where can one get some of this olive oil?? 🤔🤣
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This made me laugh far harder than it should have. Where can one get some of this olive oil?? 🤔🤣
Stop thwarting my plans already, damn! 😩🖤
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Stop thwarting my plans already, damn! 😩🖤
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It’s after midnight…so I can post this now so I don’t forget tomorrow 🥰
Happy #MonochromeMonday
Happy #MonochromeMonday
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It’s after midnight…so I can post this now so I don’t forget tomorrow 🥰
Happy #MonochromeMonday
Happy #MonochromeMonday
😏
Yes
guess what’s my choice 😂
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
😏
I’d expect nothing less 😏🥹
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I’d expect nothing less 😏🥹
Once you’re in the cauldron, there really is no help 🤣🕸️👻
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Once you’re in the cauldron, there really is no help 🤣🕸️👻
Reposted by Tori
Reposted by Tori
In the mood to share today, so why not go all out? 🤭 Happy #WagonWednesday
October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
In the mood to share today, so why not go all out? 🤭 Happy #WagonWednesday
Reposted by Tori
I dunno, thighs on a Sunday I guess
September 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I dunno, thighs on a Sunday I guess