Thank you! 💕

Thanks so much!

Thank you! Honestly, I'm all for Team Cat Overlords. They haven't evolved opposable thumbs, yet, so we've got obvious bargaining power.

Thank you so much!! 💖 It was a lovely day, and thanks to some planning, the cats only knocked down some empty boxes and not a family heirloom! 😺✨

💖💖🥰💖💖 I can't wait to spend them all together, love.

Something about you finding such a corny version of a magic wand made me feel like an old-school wizard screwing with me and it was still funny.

He likes getting the ball and then walking over and essentially spitting it at Tuna Casserole, then watching her catch it and run away with it while half-assed chasing her, which results in hilarious pictures like this:

Yeah, my plan for any nurse asking why I'm stressed was to just gesture broadly around myself.

Ugh, I'm so sorry you have to deal with those, either way. And like I tell myself, it's better to be proactive about your health than to never check!

Honestly, it's not even the partial nudity that ever feels weird about getting an ultrasound (which I've also had IN more private areas), it's the part where they hand you a towel, tell you to wipe yourself off, and just leave the room. I've never felt more like a straight person.

Respectfully side-eyeing your pineapple choices, only because I prefer apricot marmalade and chili flakes, if I'm dabbling in some forbidden pizza sweets.

And don't worry, everyone. She was not only acting otherwise normal and happy while it was happening, but she stopped doing it within 15 minutes. Now she's happily asleep after some treats and hugs.