Repento Rory
@finalstrawman.bsky.social
"You gave up drinking and changed your name to Bacchus? Is this some sort of joke?"
"Yes".
Just a very naughty hikikomori
"Yes".
Just a very naughty hikikomori
Not mine but i was dogsitting last weekend and Danny decided to roll off the sofa and snare himself in a fetching totebag - requiring me to do his hated paw-touching to angle his leg to get him out
May 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Not mine but i was dogsitting last weekend and Danny decided to roll off the sofa and snare himself in a fetching totebag - requiring me to do his hated paw-touching to angle his leg to get him out
As if we needed any further reminder that Watford FC make questionable business decisions, someone decided we should sell this nostalgia abomination
May 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
As if we needed any further reminder that Watford FC make questionable business decisions, someone decided we should sell this nostalgia abomination
It took me looking admirably at the promo bookmark to realise why I recognised your name - congratulations! While I recommend Warfare, your film is the only one I'd watch again any time soon
April 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It took me looking admirably at the promo bookmark to realise why I recognised your name - congratulations! While I recommend Warfare, your film is the only one I'd watch again any time soon
He's either insecure or a big fan of England legend Jimmy "The Burnley Express" Anderson
April 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He's either insecure or a big fan of England legend Jimmy "The Burnley Express" Anderson
I check Ebay for some replacement vacuum cleaner bags and for some reason it decided to hit me with this
April 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I check Ebay for some replacement vacuum cleaner bags and for some reason it decided to hit me with this
"Hello I'd like a silly half of football please"
Bundesliga: "Kein Problem."
Bundesliga: "Kein Problem."
April 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"Hello I'd like a silly half of football please"
Bundesliga: "Kein Problem."
Bundesliga: "Kein Problem."
Need to start carrying alcohol wipes on the tube
April 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Need to start carrying alcohol wipes on the tube
I've got the silliest anniversary and no-one to tell
March 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I've got the silliest anniversary and no-one to tell
With all these apps I can apply for work, learn about new topics and have all my tasks backed by ambient music/ discussion! I'm sure this is a productive use of time and not a phone addiction
February 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
With all these apps I can apply for work, learn about new topics and have all my tasks backed by ambient music/ discussion! I'm sure this is a productive use of time and not a phone addiction
"The tasteful minimal white UI, the contrast with the subtle, muted but intricate William Morris print background. My god, it even hides the banner and app drawer"
(Your phone looks great and your story is motivating, I need to get off my phone)
(Your phone looks great and your story is motivating, I need to get off my phone)
February 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"The tasteful minimal white UI, the contrast with the subtle, muted but intricate William Morris print background. My god, it even hides the banner and app drawer"
(Your phone looks great and your story is motivating, I need to get off my phone)
(Your phone looks great and your story is motivating, I need to get off my phone)
Instructions unclear, filled up on Psyduck seltzer and now I know too much
January 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Instructions unclear, filled up on Psyduck seltzer and now I know too much
My friendships seem to boil down to me showing people things I think they'll like to which they don't respond.
January 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My friendships seem to boil down to me showing people things I think they'll like to which they don't respond.
Best £3.50 I've spent in a long time
January 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Best £3.50 I've spent in a long time
Agreed - Pro Evolution Soccer 6 was made all the better for the ability to make a squad of penguin or Ostrich/ Velociraptor rider players.
January 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Agreed - Pro Evolution Soccer 6 was made all the better for the ability to make a squad of penguin or Ostrich/ Velociraptor rider players.
Of all the materials I expected to receive from the Open University, the scientific calculator was not amongst them. Charming though, I'm not complaining
January 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Of all the materials I expected to receive from the Open University, the scientific calculator was not amongst them. Charming though, I'm not complaining
Good to see the pornbots have begun to migrate as the days start getting longer
January 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Good to see the pornbots have begun to migrate as the days start getting longer