The white section should be even smaller.

I don't recall where I found this, but I'd say this looks about right.

All them kids you got are *beautiful*, man. 🥹 what a precious pic!

Cuz why are you swearing at someone you love like this, Frog???

I’m sick of the bullshit. I can barely talk to ppl who were at our wedding about how much my ex has fallen off cuz all they wanna hear is how we’re gonna “keep trying” cuz we’re soooo perfect for each other. NO. NYET. NEIN.

EYE am not embarrassed that a major reason my marriage ended is lack of physical intimacy. I’ve always been a lover girl who enjoys sex & affection. I’m appalled by ppl implying I should waste more years trying to convince a man *I already have* to enjoy ME. I mean, look at me—it’s not a chore!

Everyone makes mistakes, so I’m extending grace where I can. I’m just tired of playing cleanup woman.

I’m hearing dialogue from Stepbrothers: “we have so much space for activities!”

Dutch is SO good!

Start singing or humming old spirituals. Complain loudly to no one about your “sugar” or “pressure” like you’re gonna fall out if you don’t eat.

Not rush them, but remind them to eat instead of yammering incessantly. Kids will act like they have hours to eat then get upset when it’s time to clear the table.

Can you crush a soda can with your thighs? No? Cuz you ain’t no gripper!

Fool you once, shame on them. Fool you twice…