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FigureFarter
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I'm a 17 yr old black furry who questions my sanity a lot. By that I mean I want to be in the MLB. I get walked too much. Btw I'm also an aro-ace, though I might want a female partner sometime.

"Born to be an AΦA, forced to have no frat."
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Quote whatever with your teams CFB: Tennessee, ORANGE AND WHITE
CBB: Same as the last one
NFL: Dolphins
NBA: Spurs
NHL: Golden Knights
MLB: Astros
MLS: The Dynamo
Quote whatever with your teams
CFB: THE University of Dayton
CBB: Same as the last one
NFL: Colts
NBA: Pacers
NHL: Bluejackets, though I would ignore them if Dayton ever got a team back
MLB: none, I just follow the dragons
MLS: The Crew
quoteskeet with your teams:
CFB: Anyone but That Team in Columbus (main ones: Cincinnati, Miami, Dayton)
CBB: Wright State is my top team
NFL: Bengals
NBA: Pacers
NHL: Jets, All Canadian teams, and the Blue Jackets if I have to
MLB: Reds
MLS: FC Cincinnati and Columbus Crew
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January 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
God the Patriots sucked.
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Grey's Anatomy fans are more like Simpsons fans than One Piece. One Piece fans will watch the latest episodes when they come out while Simpsons and Grey's fans will only watch the glory days and act like the show was cancelled after Season 8.
January 14, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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#Astros legend
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Gentlemen, this is a bracket.
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Best football game ever.
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Namco is the SpongeBob of video games. Both can't help but reference their own glory days that were decades ago
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The spurs are the best team in the nba. Dont @ me
December 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I'm opening c0mms!
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I should make a theft tracker for NFL players like the Anthony Rendon one
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's hard being a VGK fan
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
After 22 years, we belted Florida
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Started the wrong qb in fantasy football fml
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ready for the MLB lockout in the next year or two?
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My finger hurts from playing Elebits too much. Cant be mashing B all the time on that wiimote man
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
60 degrees is not cold, y'all. Just sayin.
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hope did not die when I hit the Benz!
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This remains true!!
Poland went into space before the Mariners would go to a World Series. Let that sink in, Polandball fans
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I already miss tony vitello
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I LOVE YOU GEORGE SPRINGER! IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME FOR ALL CANADIANS (and Astros fans too)
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Who's in Lumiose City?
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Episode 44 of Tua being Tua.
October 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Rooting for other schools in your conferences is like hoping your crazy family members get selected over you. This really means you, #SEC fans.
October 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
We may never win again
October 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Get ready to learn Linux, buddy!
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM