ElizaB
@figandpen.bsky.social
Breaking one’s teeth on hard-tack crescent rolls and choking on dry-ass turkey should only be considered in countries with socialised healthcare. Serving this to Americans is just cruel.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Breaking one’s teeth on hard-tack crescent rolls and choking on dry-ass turkey should only be considered in countries with socialised healthcare. Serving this to Americans is just cruel.
I’m so tired of all of this AI, crypto, NFT scammy dude-bro crap. They have Twitter. Leave the rest of us alone.
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m so tired of all of this AI, crypto, NFT scammy dude-bro crap. They have Twitter. Leave the rest of us alone.
Some people are so tacky.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Some people are so tacky.
Reposted by ElizaB
We really have to hope that China doesn't want to do to the west what we did to them many years ago... the irony of course of many China scare stories
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We really have to hope that China doesn't want to do to the west what we did to them many years ago... the irony of course of many China scare stories
End-stage capitalism is wild af.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
End-stage capitalism is wild af.
Best of luck to smol col.
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Best of luck to smol col.
I don’t, but I’m sure she’s lovely. :)
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I don’t, but I’m sure she’s lovely. :)
Beautiful. Happy Thanksgiving. xx
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Beautiful. Happy Thanksgiving. xx
Good women raise good men. ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Good women raise good men. ❤️
There are lots of tools for jobs that men think only they can do.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
There are lots of tools for jobs that men think only they can do.
Do you know if she’s experienced Male Refrigerator Blindness yet? I know there is a cure for that. :)
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Do you know if she’s experienced Male Refrigerator Blindness yet? I know there is a cure for that. :)
The struggle is real.
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The struggle is real.
Yes!
And no longer have to use their uterine homing device to find ‘lost’ shoes.
And no longer have to use their uterine homing device to find ‘lost’ shoes.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Yes!
And no longer have to use their uterine homing device to find ‘lost’ shoes.
And no longer have to use their uterine homing device to find ‘lost’ shoes.
Oh no. Whatever will women without a man do in their clean, beautifully decorated homes with stocked fridges, lovely books, endless hot baths, minimal laundry, loving pets, and time to themselves?
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Oh no. Whatever will women without a man do in their clean, beautifully decorated homes with stocked fridges, lovely books, endless hot baths, minimal laundry, loving pets, and time to themselves?