lance 🏁🇵🇸
@fiestajake.bsky.social
Ska, VGK hockey, and the Oxford comma.
xATRCx
las vegas
xATRCx
las vegas
Looks like I’ve been having a Bad Time for several years now
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Looks like I’ve been having a Bad Time for several years now
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Some of my american friends just found out about salad cream today.
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Some of my american friends just found out about salad cream today.
Remember when Chappell Roan said “Let’s pick it up now.” ?
She was talking about SKA obviously.
She was talking about SKA obviously.
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Remember when Chappell Roan said “Let’s pick it up now.” ?
She was talking about SKA obviously.
She was talking about SKA obviously.
I worked from 6am to 5pm. Took a little break. Then ate dinner and watched one episode of tv. Then I worked on my bathroom reno project for a bit, and suddenly it’s almost 10 pm. I think I deserve a day off after this.
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I worked from 6am to 5pm. Took a little break. Then ate dinner and watched one episode of tv. Then I worked on my bathroom reno project for a bit, and suddenly it’s almost 10 pm. I think I deserve a day off after this.
Gwar interview clip on last week tonight.
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Gwar interview clip on last week tonight.
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when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
Guy in my group text made “broccamole” for lunch. It’s what it sounds like it is.
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Guy in my group text made “broccamole” for lunch. It’s what it sounds like it is.
Apple Music replay October
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Apple Music replay October
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October 31st November 1st
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
October 31st November 1st
Had to take my sister’s cat on his final trip today.
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Had to take my sister’s cat on his final trip today.
Back to work after fest. But mentally still there.
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Back to work after fest. But mentally still there.
This is way better than the SpongeBob one
October 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is way better than the SpongeBob one
SHEETZ IS BETTER THAN WAWA.
There is said it.
There is said it.
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
SHEETZ IS BETTER THAN WAWA.
There is said it.
There is said it.
A/C went out before fest. Came home and the washing machine is broken.
October 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A/C went out before fest. Came home and the washing machine is broken.
Not me unpacking realizing I bought at least eight shirts and two hoodies at fest.
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Not me unpacking realizing I bought at least eight shirts and two hoodies at fest.
Airport lounges hate this one trick!!!
Want to be in the lounge longer than the three hour limit? Get into the lounge at three hours before your flight, then have it get delayed a ton of times. Now you’ve got six hours in a lounge!
Want to be in the lounge longer than the three hour limit? Get into the lounge at three hours before your flight, then have it get delayed a ton of times. Now you’ve got six hours in a lounge!
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Airport lounges hate this one trick!!!
Want to be in the lounge longer than the three hour limit? Get into the lounge at three hours before your flight, then have it get delayed a ton of times. Now you’ve got six hours in a lounge!
Want to be in the lounge longer than the three hour limit? Get into the lounge at three hours before your flight, then have it get delayed a ton of times. Now you’ve got six hours in a lounge!
The post Fest travel day
October 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The post Fest travel day
Flying out today!
Couple more hours of work before the FEST time of the year
October 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Flying out today!
I went to the doctor for a wellness check for the first time in 30 years. Please clap
October 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I went to the doctor for a wellness check for the first time in 30 years. Please clap
Couple more hours of work before the FEST time of the year
October 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Couple more hours of work before the FEST time of the year
The only thing I like about Fahrenheit is 69 (without mass extinction)
October 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The only thing I like about Fahrenheit is 69 (without mass extinction)