ffxivbattlemaid
@ffxivbattlemaid.bsky.social
Battlemaid by day bartender by night! Oh- I’m also a dragon but thats not important. https://www.tiktok.com/@ffxivbattlemaid?_t=8qgQvKR5h54&_r=1
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If you were killed by an inanimate object at work.
What would that be?
Just had that thought because the dishwasher at the bar started smoking and was joking that it would blow up and I’d isekai to another world as a dishwasher 🤣
What would that be?
Just had that thought because the dishwasher at the bar started smoking and was joking that it would blow up and I’d isekai to another world as a dishwasher 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If you were killed by an inanimate object at work.
What would that be?
Just had that thought because the dishwasher at the bar started smoking and was joking that it would blow up and I’d isekai to another world as a dishwasher 🤣
What would that be?
Just had that thought because the dishwasher at the bar started smoking and was joking that it would blow up and I’d isekai to another world as a dishwasher 🤣
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Anyone else prepare a energy drink like they’re doing a prayer ritual?
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Anyone else prepare a energy drink like they’re doing a prayer ritual?
I’m finding myself at another crossroad. The paths vary from continuing on as I have been and keeping promises I’ve made to myself, to hanging things up yet again and just be happy with what I’ve done, and several other paths in between…
an aerial view of a man laying in the snow with the words " xramcov pofarmil " below him
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November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m finding myself at another crossroad. The paths vary from continuing on as I have been and keeping promises I’ve made to myself, to hanging things up yet again and just be happy with what I’ve done, and several other paths in between…
My auto correct turned my text from “Good morning” to “Goon morning”… I hate it here🤦
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My auto correct turned my text from “Good morning” to “Goon morning”… I hate it here🤦
Just picked up a commission from @hermitbunnydraws.bsky.social and absolutely ADORE these lil chibi’s emotes
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Just picked up a commission from @hermitbunnydraws.bsky.social and absolutely ADORE these lil chibi’s emotes
What do you MEAN you’re accusing me of stealing money without actually checking if there was any money missing to begin with?
You mean you were just trying to give me a panic attack and waste my time just before I needed to close up shop?!
You mean you were just trying to give me a panic attack and waste my time just before I needed to close up shop?!
October 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
What do you MEAN you’re accusing me of stealing money without actually checking if there was any money missing to begin with?
You mean you were just trying to give me a panic attack and waste my time just before I needed to close up shop?!
You mean you were just trying to give me a panic attack and waste my time just before I needed to close up shop?!
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Cherish every moment 🫶🏻
@ffxivbattlemaid.bsky.social @nematatoe.bsky.social @mrluigi83.bsky.social
#ffxiv #lalafell #finalfantasyxiv #fyp #ff14
@ffxivbattlemaid.bsky.social @nematatoe.bsky.social @mrluigi83.bsky.social
#ffxiv #lalafell #finalfantasyxiv #fyp #ff14
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Cherish every moment 🫶🏻
@ffxivbattlemaid.bsky.social @nematatoe.bsky.social @mrluigi83.bsky.social
#ffxiv #lalafell #finalfantasyxiv #fyp #ff14
@ffxivbattlemaid.bsky.social @nematatoe.bsky.social @mrluigi83.bsky.social
#ffxiv #lalafell #finalfantasyxiv #fyp #ff14
I’ll never pretend to be the hero of the story. But don’t act surprised what I do when you write me off as the villain.
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’ll never pretend to be the hero of the story. But don’t act surprised what I do when you write me off as the villain.
I’ve heard some BULL Shit in my time as a bartender. Stuff like “there isn’t enough alcohol in it” or “I didn’t order this drink”.
But telling me after you gulp down two “Long Island ice tea’s” that it was supposed to be a regular “ice tea’s”.
HOW CAN YOU NOT TASTE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE?! 🤬
But telling me after you gulp down two “Long Island ice tea’s” that it was supposed to be a regular “ice tea’s”.
HOW CAN YOU NOT TASTE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE?! 🤬
October 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I’ve heard some BULL Shit in my time as a bartender. Stuff like “there isn’t enough alcohol in it” or “I didn’t order this drink”.
But telling me after you gulp down two “Long Island ice tea’s” that it was supposed to be a regular “ice tea’s”.
HOW CAN YOU NOT TASTE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE?! 🤬
But telling me after you gulp down two “Long Island ice tea’s” that it was supposed to be a regular “ice tea’s”.
HOW CAN YOU NOT TASTE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE?! 🤬
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October 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
October 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I picked a perfect time to go on a diet. Hitting the busy season and I’m already stressed out. I WANT AN ENERGY DRINK!!!
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September 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I picked a perfect time to go on a diet. Hitting the busy season and I’m already stressed out. I WANT AN ENERGY DRINK!!!
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thank you to @lucyisok.bsky.social for the wonderful sketch comm! yomi and yves look wonderful... and thank you for bringing this au of their story to life 🥺💜
September 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
thank you to @lucyisok.bsky.social for the wonderful sketch comm! yomi and yves look wonderful... and thank you for bringing this au of their story to life 🥺💜
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also one of these is @rathgames.bsky.social 's house i won't say which
September 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
also one of these is @rathgames.bsky.social 's house i won't say which
A coworker that I hated got fired today. 🥰
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September 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A coworker that I hated got fired today. 🥰
Had the day off. Spent it on inventory management… 😓
I may need another retainer.
I may need another retainer.
August 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Had the day off. Spent it on inventory management… 😓
I may need another retainer.
I may need another retainer.
Friend looking at plots in JP servers.
Them: “Omg this house is on fire”
Me: “I bet 100mil Gil that’s a Lalafell’s house”
*Looks up characters name*
Me: “I FUCK’N KNEW IT!!!”
Them: “Omg this house is on fire”
Me: “I bet 100mil Gil that’s a Lalafell’s house”
*Looks up characters name*
Me: “I FUCK’N KNEW IT!!!”
August 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Friend looking at plots in JP servers.
Them: “Omg this house is on fire”
Me: “I bet 100mil Gil that’s a Lalafell’s house”
*Looks up characters name*
Me: “I FUCK’N KNEW IT!!!”
Them: “Omg this house is on fire”
Me: “I bet 100mil Gil that’s a Lalafell’s house”
*Looks up characters name*
Me: “I FUCK’N KNEW IT!!!”