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HELLOOO DOCTOR
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Photo of the back cover of ‘So I had my penis surgically removed and launched into space’ which features this synopsis: SURCICALLY SEVERED ... and rocketed away went Frank's dismembered dick as he said sayonara to his sack and balls as well (they got the whole thing off with a laser). For the first time in his life, Frank was unencumbered by the burdens of cock - free to run around as fast as he wanted. "I just don't understand what they're going to discover with your surgically removed penis floating around in zero gravity," said his girlfriend in mourning. This wasn't about discovery, it wasn't even about science - this was about having your penis surgically removed and launched into space, is that so hard to understand? After he told his father the news he watched his dad walk into the ocean and drown. He didn't get it either - and he has a penis! When the spacecraft carrying Frank's cack crashes into an asteroid a new celestial event begins. The world watches as a new planet is formed and Frank is vindicated: having your penis surgically removed and launched into space is a GOOD IDEA. A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK PRINTED IN A.S.S.
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM