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curt.dog CurtDogg @curt.dog · Sep 23
When you get a job rejection email from a damn CAR WASH, it's really hard to not think of myself as completely unemployable.

I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever.

paypal.me/CurtisBonds...
Uh, that was a joke, maam.
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Yeah, Carlton Banks. That’s B E A E N K E S, no E. HEHEHHEH hee. Hee. hee.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If I could digidigidigidig. REEER! REEeeEeeEEeer!
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
How you doin’, baby?
Uuuummm, I just feel so guilty, Aunt Viv.
I don’t care!
I know, Aunt Viv.
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
eh. HEH. heh. Heh WOOOOAAAAAWOOOAAA
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh my God, he’s God!
HAAAAAALEEELUUJAH
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
HEH-EH-HEH HEH HEH HEEH HA HO HA HO HUUUWAAGH
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Man, you can drop DEeEeAaAad.
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh, you do? Yeah. Well, I think you’re a BIg BOYY.
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I think you should take that back, man.
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You heard me! SAAAAS!
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Excuse me?
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
THERE GOES PHILLIP BANKS, THE BIGGEST ASS THAT EVER LIVED. WHAT A DOUCHE. HEH heh HEH heh HEHHEHHEHHHEH
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Let’s get the hell out of here.
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
OUCH. WEEEELLLLLLL, WHO DO WE HAVE HERE?
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My father just got an erection.
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Your father sucks so tell me; Are you free for dinner tonight?
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Heyy, on a brighter note! I see you brought your lovely family with you! Mmm Including your daughter, KFC!
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
With over nine thousand percent of the district reporting, Judge Robertson has overwhelmingly defeated the district reporting.
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
EyyaEyya EYYYA EYYA eyy-eyy-EYYA EYYA EYYEYYY
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
It goes against everything I stand for.
What’s your P-P-P-P-POINT!?
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Phillip Banks, kick the man’s BUUUTTTTT BUTTT butt butt butt butt.
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Awh, he’s like beggin’, he’s like “awwhh, Phillip Banks, kick my BUUuuuutt.” PHILLIP BANKS. YOU should KICK my BUTT.
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Uncle Phil, you gotta kick that man’s B U T T!
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
YeEyeEhyeEeh MM. MM. MM. eEeEeeh yoooUuuuUUUuoouuU.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM