Fern Macguffin
@fernmacguffin.bsky.social
Don't want to be an American idiot
Why does nobody challenge him when he brags about acing these tests? Everyone without dementia should be acing them. He needs to take one on television so we can see just what he considers a hard question.
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Why does nobody challenge him when he brags about acing these tests? Everyone without dementia should be acing them. He needs to take one on television so we can see just what he considers a hard question.
I don’t want to hear him talking about anyone’s breasts.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I don’t want to hear him talking about anyone’s breasts.
There are no chapter breaks?
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There are no chapter breaks?
When was she silent?
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When was she silent?
They can’t give one to anybody else. Trump would be furious!
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They can’t give one to anybody else. Trump would be furious!
Those animatronic things at the mall were so creepy.
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Those animatronic things at the mall were so creepy.
Let me tell you a cautionary tale about a man named Donald Trump.
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Let me tell you a cautionary tale about a man named Donald Trump.
Have you seen the new National Park passes with his face on them? Gross.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Have you seen the new National Park passes with his face on them? Gross.
He can’t tell that they’re appeasing him like you would a toddler? Everyone involved in this should be deeply embarrassed.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
He can’t tell that they’re appeasing him like you would a toddler? Everyone involved in this should be deeply embarrassed.
Um, Kevin? Have you ever seen anyone else communicate? Like, literally anyone?
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Um, Kevin? Have you ever seen anyone else communicate? Like, literally anyone?
Gee, if only he could have done something to prevent this.
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Gee, if only he could have done something to prevent this.
Can it please happen during my lifetime?
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Can it please happen during my lifetime?
They tried to tell us that nobody would eat at a restaurant if they couldn’t smoke.
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They tried to tell us that nobody would eat at a restaurant if they couldn’t smoke.
Everything he says is stupid. I bet you could put wood paneling on a fuel-efficient car. I mean, you can drive a vehicle now that looks like a four year-old‘s drawing of a dumpster and will lock you inside and try to kill you.
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Everything he says is stupid. I bet you could put wood paneling on a fuel-efficient car. I mean, you can drive a vehicle now that looks like a four year-old‘s drawing of a dumpster and will lock you inside and try to kill you.
Is it a war crime if you’re not at war?
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Is it a war crime if you’re not at war?
Leave Franklin alone.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Leave Franklin alone.
Seriously, what is the point of asking these people questions? You're never going to get an honest answer.
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Seriously, what is the point of asking these people questions? You're never going to get an honest answer.
De Gaulle-ing, even.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
De Gaulle-ing, even.
Elle est complètement folle.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Elle est complètement folle.
I want this to go viral where Trump can see it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I want this to go viral where Trump can see it.
Came here to say that very thing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Came here to say that very thing.
This is the only version I've seen where Dickie (or Philippe) is such a jerk that you're rooting for Tom to kill him.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is the only version I've seen where Dickie (or Philippe) is such a jerk that you're rooting for Tom to kill him.