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fermentable.bsky.social
Imagining a tv that works exactly like a regular tv except the speakers can’t play imagine dragons, crying tears of joy and anguish as I realize that the ecstasy of knowing god and the crushing burden of knowing god are one and the same
February 3, 2026 at 8:43 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
Putting random words into justice dot gov search: “Score! Hell yeah! Found something! I’ll never recover from this!”
February 2, 2026 at 10:48 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
Anybody that’s looking through the Epstein files know how to convert EFTA01846835 into an image? It is 380 pages of base64
January 31, 2026 at 11:31 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
What the fuck
Jeffrey Epstein writes in an email to a redacted address: A concrete fish tank--eight feet by ten feet, one door - , one glass panel, beginning at two feet off the ground until the ceiling, allowing anyone passing in the corridor a complete view. Inside. a drain in the middle of the floor, to collect the piss and any other bodily fluids that might find its way to the center of the room. a no longer stainless steel toilet set into one corner of the wall with only a two foot high concrete wall for a privacy effect from the active corridor. a one quarter roll of toilet paper in the hands of an afro american convict sitting on the toilet, shackels on both legs, a belly chain where one hand is still handcuffed allowing no more than ten inches of movement. the convict complaining over the noise of his bowel movement interspersed with gas that sounded like a trick fart bag, and diarrhea, complaining that there was no air, and though he was too drunk to flush, his gold teeth looking far from polished, the stench so thick it felt like a steam room of stink, his fellow homey on what was once a wooden bench that was worn with so many splinters it looked like the spiny legs of a praying mantis, yelled " the smell was making him sick," (he had just stabbed his girlfriend in the neck with a screwdriver, so that the dried blood was under his fingernails, and some of his puss filled zits, had been scratched open on his face during the fight, looking like small custard splashes, heyelled that he thought that the lice in his hair would crawl over his face if he didn't get a chance to wash. ---the second choice, an air conditioned ,leather upholstered, radio optioned, bottled fiji water, 300 thread count sheets bean pillowed, goose down comfortered, magazined filled, foam mattress softened place to lay escalade with you once again complaining.. I gladly took the first choice. Redacted address responds That's great. Did you write that? It's only missing a 'Ba-da-binnng' at the end.
January 31, 2026 at 7:42 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 6:26 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
I love the Epstein files
Ugh a lug boob a lobo
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
My god
To: redacted From: Sent: Jeffrey Epstein Tue 3/20/2012 11:41:29 AM Subject: Re: question for you i think pedophilee is the plural On Tue, Mar 20, 2012 at 12:37 PM, izmo For les pedophile convention? ----Original Message-.... From: jeffrey epstein [mailto:jcevacation@gmail.com] Sent: Tuesday, March 20. 2012 7:23 AM To: redacted Subject: Re: question for you Paris with woody allen Sorry for all the typos Sent from my iPhone
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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lizrummy.bsky.social
Holy shit
January 30, 2026 at 2:22 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
Canada Shore: “I’m gonna drink a Molson and kiss girls 😈”

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January 30, 2026 at 5:32 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
I love logging on and trying to figure out what people are talking about. “Will Stencil is Luke Skywalker and only fascists question whether people should be forced to go into dangerous situations with him if they don’t want to. Disagree? Only a meth addict would do that. Count Dooku.”
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
Just sitting around, chillin’, thinking about how my entire professional career might have been different if I had bothered to look up what “tab completion” meant before yesterday
January 26, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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Garbanzo’s Bean. The Bean of Garbanzo
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
fermentable.bsky.social
I absolutely loved Pluribus and hope that it lasts a million seasons and it is also super funny how much it has in common with season 3 of the cw show The 100
January 21, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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fraying.bsky.social
I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
refusing to cross “melty heese” off my grocery list for aesthetics
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
This reminds me of the time I was on a bus and the driver got in the PA and asked everybody if it was cool if we just skipped the town I lived in except this is way worse than that
musicologyduck.bsky.social Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 21d
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
Oh my god I didn’t realize that numbers guy is the “Many users state they do not like or do not want me posting” dude
leperscolony.pileofgarbage.net Something Awful Leper's Colony 🤖 @leperscolony.pileofgarbage.net · 21d
PERMABAN

01162026

Dont know how you slipped through the cracks.

Leper's Colony Entry
January 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
fermentable.bsky.social
I would be Jeopardy millionaire if they accepted “the uhhh.. fuckin’ guy, you know the guy” and “shit, fuck” as good faith right answers
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
Somebody’s gonna watch this entire movie on the toilet some day. You have to wonder if it’ll be somebody that’s gonna be shitting for four hours anyway and just needs something to pass the time or somebody that starts a regular shit and then just doesn’t get up
January 10, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.
eliothiggins.bsky.social Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · Jan 9
Now only paying subscribers can make violent non-consenual sexual imagery of women and children -
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
Did u know you can take zofran with shrooms 👀👀
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
Why isn’t there a Wikipedia page for Langer’s Juice
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
The Copenhagen Test is the dumbest show of 2025, solid work releasing it right at the end of the year

“Only give yourself this adrenaline shot while you’re having a seizure” is a 10/10 plot point, it is like the sort of thing you’d expect to hear about in an episode of Intervention
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
Hey goonsky does anybody have links to any first-hand accounts of the 2013 Carnival Triumph Poop Cruise? I’m trying to find stuff to put on a tote bag
December 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
fermentable.bsky.social
The Twin Towers
anneb.bsky.social Anne @anneb.bsky.social · Dec 16
Hmm, I can think of a thing or two
December 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM