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Sean Kelly
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ɮʊȶ աɦɛռ ʏօʊ ɦǟʋɛ ӄɨʟʟɛɖ
ǟռɖ ʏօʊʀ ɮօաʟ ɨȶ ɨֆ ʄɨʟʟɛɖ, ǟռɖ ʏօʊʀ ֆɦօɛֆ ǟʀɛ ƈʟɛǟռ օʊȶաօʀռ -
ɮǟƈӄ ʏօʊ ʍʊֆȶ ֆքɛɛɖ ʄօʀ ǟʟʟ ȶɦǟȶ ʏօʊ ռɛɛɖ ȶօ Oǟӄ, ǟռɖ Aֆɦ, ǟռɖ Tɦօʀռ

Sean • Republic of lreland

🍀 Not new to RP
🥔 Matches seriousness
🐺 18+ Only, MDNI
⛵ Multiverse/double friendly

#hetaliarp #hetalia
OH! Um, h-hi Connor. Er-

[He clears his throat and shoves his hands into his pockets, trying to play it cool]

How've ye been?
February 15, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Oh Lord he's here
February 15, 2026 at 6:17 AM
O'course he wins the event named after a dead thing
February 14, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Aye! Let's root fer Ka Lung!
February 8, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Dun think it's our year lads, we were only in the games fer a single event an the fucker came in DEAD LAST. He got 34th outtae 36. The other two bastards dinnae even finish the bleedin race fer chrissake
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Cannae wait fer Santiago to meet me new pals
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Reposted by Sean Kelly
🍋 dont even joke lads-
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 AM
[He's shaking. The punch wasn't even that bad for him. He's trying to scramble up as fast as he can]

Haha, right

...Well, er, I should probably go home now. I should walk the dugs...
Fist it is!

[ punching his lower back ]

Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
Woah! W-w-wait, I thought we were playing! I ain't gonntae fuck me brother in law-

[He's trying to close his legs as he stammers out various apologies that really don't make sense because of how disjointed they are]
February 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Woah! W-w-wait, I thought we were playing! I ain't gonntae fuck me brother in law-

[He's trying to close his legs as he stammers out various apologies that really don't make sense because of how disjointed they are]
Ha, I’m no pansy!

[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]

Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
Don't be gentle, I'm sturdier'n I look!

[He knows it's no use trying to fight the hold itself, so he's wiggling around to try to tire him out instead]

Come on, what are ya, me nan?
February 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Don't be gentle, I'm sturdier'n I look!

[He knows it's no use trying to fight the hold itself, so he's wiggling around to try to tire him out instead]

Come on, what are ya, me nan?
Spread yer legs then goosey!

[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
Oi, oi, don't tempt me wit a good time

[He sticks his tongue out while smirking then shoves him back. Not hard, he's just playing around]
January 31, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Ain't nobody wants to lip lock a lass and pull back wit the taste o' Pedigree
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Oi, oi, don't tempt me wit a good time

[He sticks his tongue out while smirking then shoves him back. Not hard, he's just playing around]
Oi! I’ll stuff ye like a goose if ye keep up wit that!

[ laughing as he nudges Sean ]
Ye mean to say ye ain't a King o' Grease?

[His face cracks into a smile and giggles]
January 31, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I dinnae know ye were so committed to being a bitch that ye'd eat food fer em
January 31, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I wouldn't be able to tell
I don't make them with dog food for other people.
This is another reason why I dun eat at Alice's house
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Ye mean to say ye ain't a King o' Grease?

[His face cracks into a smile and giggles]
I prefer butter baron. At least it sounds nicer
Right, right, no Butter Baron. How about Ajax?
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Right, right, no Butter Baron. How about Ajax?
Oi! Fuck off would ye? Haha.

[ laughing at the name ]

Highland cattle are the best fer butter after all
[He barks out a laugh]

Lad, ye're the Baron o' Butter! The wee beany fucks dun hold a candle to the Highlands
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 AM
[He barks out a laugh]

Lad, ye're the Baron o' Butter! The wee beany fucks dun hold a candle to the Highlands
I suppose so. I also cook fer meself. Tastes better, and it keeps the pounds off. Well, most of the pounds.

[ patting his big bellay with a laugh ]
I think it's meant to be a filler so the food looks thicker'n what it's supposed to. Which aye is a problem fer that shrinkflation shite but as long as they label it, I dun see the harm. I just make me own food
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
This is another reason why I dun eat at Alice's house
January 31, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I think it's meant to be a filler so the food looks thicker'n what it's supposed to. Which aye is a problem fer that shrinkflation shite but as long as they label it, I dun see the harm. I just make me own food
Well thats me issue! World of convenience but not one bloody dish without it. Can’t even buy an honest shepherd’s pie without bloody soybeans
I dun blame em, I think they're ok, it's jus a hassle to find anything premade that dun have it. Thank god fer Tayto ready salted
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I dun blame em, I think they're ok, it's jus a hassle to find anything premade that dun have it. Thank god fer Tayto ready salted
Aye, that’s what it was. Them bloody soybeans everyone’s crammin’ intae food now. Tch, remember when they wouldn’t touch the blasted things
Soyabeans an o' course anything made o' em! I get itchy if it's just a wee bit an anaphylaxis if I eat it directly. Got a pen fer it now so I dun flop over dead like that time when we were teenagers an Abel brought over a bottle of soya sauce fer dinner
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Soyabeans an o' course anything made o' em! I get itchy if it's just a wee bit an anaphylaxis if I eat it directly. Got a pen fer it now so I dun flop over dead like that time when we were teenagers an Abel brought over a bottle of soya sauce fer dinner
Allergy? What’s that one again? I always forget what ye cannae have.

[ its not dairy right? Or is it… ]

We should have a pub crawl together
Naw, this was gonntae be a one-off thing. Though I do suppose I been drinking more at home since trying to save money fer the dugs' food. Besides, I cannae really eat the pub snacks wit me allergy except at the one doen the road that knows me an makes a bowl special
January 30, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Maybe I should start hunting or wrestling fer money again...
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Naw, this was gonntae be a one-off thing. Though I do suppose I been drinking more at home since trying to save money fer the dugs' food. Besides, I cannae really eat the pub snacks wit me allergy except at the one doen the road that knows me an makes a bowl special
Hehe yeah that’s my favorite pastime too. Sometimes I add a bowl of pretzels to really get the pub feel
Er...summer beef I think? I dunno, I binned the wrapper because I was planning on getting drunk an eating the whole thing at once
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Er...summer beef I think? I dunno, I binned the wrapper because I was planning on getting drunk an eating the whole thing at once
What flavor sausage is that
Man is enjoying the expensive sausage I got on special fer after Christmas and decided to leave on the counter unattended fer two minutes to get crackers out the pantry to finally enjoy it
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Man is enjoying the expensive sausage I got on special fer after Christmas and decided to leave on the counter unattended fer two minutes to get crackers out the pantry to finally enjoy it
January 27, 2026 at 5:21 AM