I know you didn't design this as a viral marketing campaign for mini glow in the dark ducks, but I have now ordered some.

Obviously the last bad thing he's done, but my hatred of Times New Roman is well documented.

Obviously those particular holidays haven't been around forever, but prioritizing the president's birthday over national holidays set by Congress would have been a massive scandal for anyone but Trump.

Can't wait to discuss with you!

My rep is running for Senate, so there's a rare open seat here, but before I could even think about it there were 10 Democrats running, including a state senator, a county commissioner, and Jesse Jackson, Jr. 😂

I absolutely loved Parks & Rec and have no memory whatsoever of Mark. 😂

By far the worst sidewalk on my walk to and from work today was along park district land, so that is 100% city responsibility.

I'm also going to try again to get my 11-year-old interested in knitting. He should love it; it's making spreadsheets in yarn form.