mmmm, getting stuck at the airport because my passport is activation locked ✨

travel requires so many ports... passports, ports of entry, airports, ...

ah, damnit, I dorked the repo again by accident :/

Would that be 'slop'-slop then? 🤔

IIRC I once had one where I instead had to type the last four digits of the phone number that called me—maybe cheaper than picking up?

the last straw(berry)

(I forgot to buy groceries)

At Ultra plus, Apple physically ships you a crucible of Liquid Glass 👌 (use it quickly before it stops being liquid)

Feel free to DM me :)

TIL :O Is there any public research into this? Either *I* suck at googling, or Google sucks at _googling_, but I can't find much of anything about the PS dashboard....

This goes _especially_ for AppStore apps. Why do these need to download Universal versions? How many users want to run them using Rosetta (for compat reasons?) that it justifies wasting the space for everyone?

And their players almost universally suck 🤮 have yet to meet one that doesn’t get screwed up when skipping around too fast on my PC

Wait until you get to the T9 transfer area and it’s just millenials typing on Nokia phones😛

Mew-table? ^.^

Probably up there with immutable/mutable when it comes to confusing terms 😅

You'll be a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐!

B̶a̶l̶a̶t̶r̶o̶ Ballaststoffe!

And the most annoying part is seeing them cram these annoying "Apple Intelligence"-vapor ware talking points into every product launch. Why is any company that advertises anything "AI" related always so goddamn obnoxious about it? Gives me yucky crypto-scam vibes.

Or, when I try to skip a few tracks ahead while on a bike (so I can't do it on the phone): Surely I want navigation directions to a company called NexTrack in India! That seems reasonable! I don't see how you can fix this, because there's evidently no proper engineering culture in this org.

We're talking about the digital assistant that will

- misunderstand requests
- performs zero sanity checks
- executes nonsensical commands without feedback

...such as accepting any (unrealistic) number as requested temperature for my thermostats. 10000°C? Sure, coming right up.