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Felicia Rondo
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27, She/Her, Queer, AuDHD, PTSD, Feminist, Liberal, Writer.
I love @wynnecluster.bsky.social. Website: feliciarondo.com. 🌻
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Pictured: the woman whose mind Samus is reading
Armstrong from Metroid Prime 4, in her space suit with her visor off, probably thinking about impregnating Samus
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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me seeing this after having multiple yuris liking my posts
Pointing Rick Dalton meme - Leonardo DiCaprio sitting on a chair, holding a can and a cigar, and pointing at a screen.
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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What you see when you look up the dictionary definition of Sephiroth posting.

(Person 1 was the OP, Person 2 began the interaction with their reply, for the record.)
Anonymized Bluesky screenshot in which someone labeled ‘1’ says, “I’m just trying to be respectful here, put my cards and stake on the table so we can have a mutually productive interaction.” User who is labeled ‘2’ responds, sourly, “You’re the one who stepped into my kitchen,” after (again) having been the one to start the interaction in the first place, “Dont [sic] complain that you got burned.” ‘2’ concludes, Sephirothly, “Politeness means nothing if you’re wrong.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Frame from the Super Mario Amada Anime Series, in which Mario and Peach ride over a futuristic city on a flying car that has a cute mustached face on the front of it. The subtitle reads, “And so, Mario became a big, handsome man,”
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Another “randomly paused The Super Mario Bros. Movie at an amazing frame” moment
Fire emanates from the form of Princess Peach as she looks at her gloved fist after having just transformed from touching the face of a Fire Flower. She smiles confidently, glowing under the night sky, in a white and red dress that’s reminiscent of her dress from the original Super Mario Bros. for the Famicom/NES.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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“Chase him! CHASE him, Mario! Don’t let him escape JUSTICE! He must be held RESPONSIBLE!! I must see him BEHIND BARS!!!”

- Princess Peach
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Everything I know about windmills I learned from Super Mario Sunshine.
Super Mario Sunshine screenshot of a Pianta man, eyes closed wistfully, as he states with sage-like wisdom, “Windmills are big spinning things that use wind power.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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What gets me about this is Peach kissing Mario’s *ear* actually makes this *more* intimate than if it were on the cheek. 💀
Princess Peach planting a kiss on Mario’s ear, while cradling his cheek softly. Mario’s leaning slightly and looking surprised, while Peach’s kiss has a line that leads to a loving pink heart.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Blog post is coming along
Humorously mocked-up screenshot of a social media profile for fictional pop culture news account “CulturePop,” featuring a badly-stretched header and profile picture that both feature an awful logo with the text “Culture” behind a big Comic Sans “POP!” that has bad chromatic aberration applied to it. The page has 10.3K followers, follows 550 accounts, and posted 1.6K times. The bio reads, “Your NUMBER ONE source for every news. New movie? CulturePOP. New game? CulturePOP! Actress had new babies? CULTUREPOP!!!”
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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don’t know what you’re talking about, this is totally the exact content I log onto YouTube for 🥲
YouTube video with 98K views, with everything but the description (which notably isn’t visible in 4/6 of the views YouTube provides of the video on the app/site) leading one to believe this is a new trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, featuring a thumbnail of Mario and Rosalina kissing full on the lips while small floating star-shaped children stare and Princess Peach watches just a few feet away with her arms folded and a comically put-out expression on her face.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Listen, it’s VERY NORMAL for a video game film franchise to go through 3 films before finally getting to prominently feature the main girl character from the source materia—what, the Zelda movie already has its female lead???
Link and Zelda on a hill on a sunny day in the middle of somewhere. Link is in green, Zelda is wearing blue and has a bow with a quiver of arrows, and in general it just resembles the Legend of Zelda a lot more than Sonic Movie 1 resembled Sonic.
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Why won’t they let her be FEMININE?! 😩 #SuperMarioAdventures #/sarcasm
Comic page from Super Mario Adventures, in which Mario is found petrified. “Poor MARIO!” Luigi cries, “He can’t even SPEAK!” Peach is alarmed and shouts, “MARIO!” with nearby Toads wondering, “What HAPPENED to him?” The Toads then catastrophize, “Mario’s been TURNED TO STONE! It’s the END of our ADVENTURES!” We then cut to Peach, with flames of anger behind her and a ‘GRRRR’ sound effect in the foreground to punctuate her angry, who coolly remarks, “Don’t write us off YET! I, for one, REFUSE to be BULLIED.” She then leans out from her balcony, fist clenched, and shouts, “Bowser, you BUCKETHEAD! Put up your DUKES!” Bowser, calm with half-lidded eyes, replies, “CALM DOWN, now, princess, it’s up to you–you can MARRY ME, or RULE STATUES!” He then blows kisses, with googly eyes, as he bids her farewell, “TA TA, turtle dove, until next week. Here’s a SMOOCH for your sweet CHEEK.” He then goofily takes his whole Koopa clown car down a warp pipe with one big ‘SHWOOP!’ sound effect. Peach, meanwhile, zips off the balcony as she continues to holler angrily, “BOWSER, get BACK HERE!”
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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This is how to do it, I stress this because I’ve had someone give a like *to the post* soliciting likes instead of the feed itself and god I wish that was how it worked but it isn’t I’m sorry 🥲
Bluesky screenshot, showing the view of the feed you get when you select it from the Feeds screen (either from having searched it or selecting it from your list of pinned feeds). Two red arrows point to the header of the feed, beside the pin button, which can be clicked - as alluded to by the cursor graphic hovering over it. Bluesky screenshot of the window that pops up when you click on the header, showing the description of the feed and giving users the ability to give a like to the feed. Two red arrows point down to the “Like” button, for the information of anyone willing to give a like to the feed.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Palpatine from Star Wars looking disappointed, then turning and saying “slinelime” anyway
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Fuck Roblox.

Article: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/p...
First screenshot of three, featuring an excerpt from the New York Times article linked in the post. Interviewer Casey Newton begins, “You have joined us today to talk about this new age-gating policy that Roblox is rolling out to protect kids. And I think we should start by just talking about the scope of the problem here. What has led you to this point? And how do you think of the problem of predators on Roblox?” David Baszucki begins his answer, “We think of it not necessarily just as a problem, but an opportunity as well. How do we”. The sentence, “We think of it not necessarily just as a problem, but an opportunity as well” has been highlighted. Next excerpt, in which interviewer Roose tries to ask, “So, just so I have the clear response, the argument is that the shift has been from a more manual safety team and system to a more automated review process that may do a better job even if it costs less to operate because ——” only to get interjected by David Baszucki. “Yeah,” Baszucki interrupts, “I would actually lean in harder. The shift would be constantly moving to higher quality, more accurate and more diligent systems. Can we review more? Can we do more better? And say you and I, we’re a system, what is the best way to review every single image going into Roblox at higher and higher quality? And say we figured out the best way to do that is to do it with better and better A.I. models. Would you pick that?” Roose replies, “Yeah.” Baszucki responds, creepily, “Good, so you’re aligning with what we did. High-five.” Roose attempts to move on, “But I’ve also been covering social networks ——” only to be interrupted once more. “Thank you for supporting our Roblox decision matrix,” Baszucki says, WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS. Roose continues to try to move on, “But I also remember 15 years ago when ——” only to be interrupted. Again. “I’m so glad you guys are aligned with the way we run Roblox. High-five,” Baszucki insists on high-fiving, again. Final excerpt, in which interviewer Roose tries to get back on track, “Right, I also remember 15 years ago when Mark Zuckerberg was saying ——” only to be interrupted. AGAIN. “Is this a stealth interview where actually you love everything we’re doing and you’re here to stealthily support it?” Baszucki says, CREEPILY.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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It’s Shadow’s 20th anniversary event! To commemorate it, Sonic Rumble is releasing a stupid-looking Shadow the Hedgehog, AND…! Playable Emerl!

Also stickers of Maria I guess, whatever
Sonic Rumble graphic, featuring “Motorsport Shadow” in a stupid red-and-black motorsports outfit alongside Emerl being one of the most overrated characters in all of Sonic. Above them are Doom’s Eye, Space Colony ARK, the Sonic Rumble logo, and two “stickers” featuring drawings of Maria Robotnik who is not playable because lol imagine if we put another GIRL in our Boys’ game for boys???
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Literally the best stroke I’ve ever made in golf in my life #MarioGolf #NintendoSwitch
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy!

[last saved meme unrelated to the quoted post]
two shots of some kind of bear-looking muppet, looking around nervously.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Cluster and I can be very ruthless 🥲 #MarioPartyJamboree
Mario Party Jamboree screenshot, wherein Bowser and Peach have visited Boo in Western Land. Boo remarks, “You came with a teammate, so I can nab more…” Bowser and Peach do not have enough coins to steal Mario and Toad’s one remaining star, however, and the latter team has no coins left to steal. “Oh, wait,” Boo says, “there’s nothing else for me to steal…” Another Mario Party Jamboree screenshot, from later in the match. Bowser has once again visited Boo, but it is while Mario and Toad are starless and coinless. Boo tells his king, “Looks like the well’s all dry. There isn’t anything to nab, Your Royalness.”
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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“QUITTING NOW MEANS DAISY WINS.”
Super Mario Strikers screenshot showing a results screen for a Grudge series. Daisy has won once, Peach was not won at all. Above the options for “rematch,” “change captains,” and “quit,” is a message that reads, “QUITTING NOW MEANS DAISY WINS. REMATCH TO CHALLENGE THE LEAD?”
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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The shots you can get in this game are un-fucking-believable. #MarioKartWorld #Worth$80
Mario Kart World screenshot viewing Mario from behind as he is sat on a bike, capless in his Touring outfit, looking out at a sunset from atop a cliff. The sky is warm, the sunlight’s glow peeking out from behind Mario’s head. Mountains and a road in the sky can be seen in the distance.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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😳
Still from The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Mario sitting on a rock by a field of fire flowers at night, holding his hat by his lap and looking up at the viewer with a downright adorable look in his eyes.
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Saving for posterity since (like the Mario movie) no one is going to be saying it’s impossible for a Zelda movie to be good when it comes out and is good.

It’s gonna be conveniently forgotten as people move on to their next thing to complain about: why does Zelda never bake a cake
Bluesky screenshot of a post from an anonymized user who writes, “The Mario movie was just a boring montage of Mario references and I think the Zelda movie, despite looking pretty in those screenshots, is likely to be a worse movie. You cannot adapt Zelda into a movie without ruining it’s vibe. It cannot be done.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM