Northern Scum
Woke AF
Smells nice
#MDANT 🥉
Then my phone rang.
Completely forgot to stop the water. Look at the head on that 😂
Then my phone rang.
Completely forgot to stop the water. Look at the head on that 😂
I curse the day my mum moved from Glasgow to Sheffield when she married my dad in 1959, instead of him moving north.
I could be Scottish right now 🏴 #SlàinteMhath
I curse the day my mum moved from Glasgow to Sheffield when she married my dad in 1959, instead of him moving north.
I could be Scottish right now 🏴 #SlàinteMhath
Because reasons 🍆
Ooh we should watch Eccleston in The Second Coming at christmas too. You seen it? He's perfect in that too.
Because reasons 🍆
Ooh we should watch Eccleston in The Second Coming at christmas too. You seen it? He's perfect in that too.
This cup is covered in a wisteria design and in my head I call it my Grey Gardens cup.
If you know it, it fits 🩷
This cup is covered in a wisteria design and in my head I call it my Grey Gardens cup.
If you know it, it fits 🩷
Artificial trailing ivy does a lot of heavy lifting this year 💃
Artificial trailing ivy does a lot of heavy lifting this year 💃
I could shag myself.
I could shag myself.
Dirty pusher 📚
Dirty pusher 📚
I regret nothing.
I regret nothing.
Yes it's early.
Come at me bro, all my fucks left after I'd had to untangle the lights.
Yes it's early.
Come at me bro, all my fucks left after I'd had to untangle the lights.
Some fucker* didn't bother putting the tree lights away neatly.
*It's me.
I'm the fucker 👱🔫🎄
Some fucker* didn't bother putting the tree lights away neatly.
*It's me.
I'm the fucker 👱🔫🎄
I've had worse mornings.
I've had worse mornings.
The blood-curdling screaming my cat was doing was merely her squaring up to a rival cat on her turf.
Fuck's sake, George.
The blood-curdling screaming my cat was doing was merely her squaring up to a rival cat on her turf.
Fuck's sake, George.
I always wished I looked like her 🩷
I always wished I looked like her 🩷