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@feebee69.bsky.social
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Heart of a goth, mouth of a pirate🏴‍☠️ Northern Scum Woke AF Smells nice #MDANT 🥉
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feebee69.bsky.social
It was lolz. I was eight. She was 16. Had to carry it for ages to the car, it weighed a ton. Got a bath with it on the floor next to her. My dad said Ernest didn't give him the key 😂
feebee69.bsky.social
This legend was a mate of my dad's. One day us kids were at my dad's knife workshop and Ernest came in and asked to see my big sister's foot. He then locked an actual ball and chain around her ankle and left 🤷‍♀️ She had to carry it around all day until my dad 'found the key' 😂
feebee69.bsky.social
I'm going to watch the most beautifully batshit film ever made and have a big cry at Walken 😭
Nothing must ever happen to him 💘 #WildMountainThyme
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feebee69.bsky.social
Ooh do they? Never floated my boat that one, apart from being really funny.
feebee69.bsky.social
Explaining this to a 22 year old isn't as easy as you'd imagine.
She is APPALLED 😂 🧓
feebee69.bsky.social
Oh god 😭 😭 😭
feebee69.bsky.social
Heh.
damienowens.bsky.social
Me watching a movie trailer: ‘A small rural community, you say? I assume all is as it first appears?’
feebee69.bsky.social
My boss loves having to answer my idiot tech questions when I'm not even meant to be in.
Poor bastard 😂
feebee69.bsky.social
I have done extensive research, and I have come to the conclusion that Colin Farrell might actually be the perfect man 🔥💘🍆
Shush. I don't want to hear it.
We all have our flaws.
feebee69.bsky.social
That is a fantastic punk band name. I'd come and watch you *fires crimpers up*
feebee69.bsky.social
Honestly. This was my fear. Nobody wants a burning dick, Daz 😂
feebee69.bsky.social
I have used some very fancy shower gels in the hundred years I've been on this earth.
This is hands down the best-smelling one I've ever had OMG.
I got the mint-and-tea-tree fear🔥 at one point, but it was fine❄️ Cor 😍
feebee69.bsky.social
Absolutely the fuck not. I want your breakfast though.
feebee69.bsky.social
When you have to get a quick shower before the gas fitter turns up an hour fucking early, these are the four songs you want 😍
feebee69.bsky.social
I'm sorry I missed this, love. Thinking of you xxx
feebee69.bsky.social
That time Corden made jokes about Weinstein being a rapist on live telly.
Just in case anyone had been in any doubt about what a cunt he is.
feebee69.bsky.social
It genuinely makes me want to cry when I realise I've forgotten. At midnight.
feebee69.bsky.social
Ah, his hot chocolate phase.