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⋆.˚✮ Iris ✮˚.⋆
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Girl Fag
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MINORS DNI
"oh noooo im getting eaten alive by the great tyranosaurus rex!"
I scream as the horrific dino effortlessly eats me from the waist up
"erm actually thats an acrocanthosaurus"
some nerd says to me as the theropod takes its last bite.
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
god I annoy myself
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
ok i seriously cant isolate and rotting for 4th night in a row wtf is wrong with me
December 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
my favorite kind of pickup is the hungfucker
I mean the bumbucker
I mean the cumsucker
I mean the
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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dunkin donuts for lunch
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
grateful for hrt fat redistribution but lowkey miss my snatched-waist twink bod
December 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Jamie Stillman loml
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
its only 6pm
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fuuncckk....
December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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lesbians love huddling together for warmth like woodland creatures
December 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
thought i was finally over her but then I found an art book she gave to me as a gift and I immediately started bawling
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
being a girl rocks c:
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
being a mall Santa or being an aged and gentle narrator are the only honorable things a man can be at an elderly age
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
surely Billy corgan must have found the irony in calling it "melon collie and the infinite baldness"
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Girl just walked up to the Elf Bouncer like “umm I’m on Santa’s List” as if we’re not literally ALL on his list 🙄🙄
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
line 6 should use line 6 spiders as their announcement speakers
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
need more comically baggy cargos
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
this is some shit odo would say
being able to turn into goo would really improve sex and im not joking
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
thats my secret cap, im always high
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I live practicing set list as fast as I can before the edible kicks in
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Daytona is such a perfect album but high key fuck Kanye's production during that era. ah yes lets slightly clip the vocal and subs yeah I love it when songs sound deep fried. fucking made for shitty iPhone speaker only ass production what a fucking weeny
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
silver burst guitars 😍
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Like and Share if you remember "Me Gusta!"
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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i love giril shlingus posts because they make me log off
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM