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pea
@vepid.bsky.social
gay white 30 something shitposting. they/them
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pfp: a cat sticking its head out the window. an arm extends from behind it, flipping you off. it looks like the cat is doing it
header: a goomba with buff arms on a transparent checker background
this black friday, save 100% when you buy nothing
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
fuck therapy as a social norm. what do u mean i have to pay someone a hundred dollars an hour because someone was mean to me and now im weird
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
ableism! at the food bank
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
everything sucks and then u put on moisturizer and suddenly the world is a beautiful place
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
resisting the covid conscious urge to post "a well fitted n95 mask can protect you from getting sick, and from spreading it to others" under every "im sick 😭" post
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
why does misogyny even exist when women are so 😍
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
capitalism invents things like a device for standing on one foot and people buy it because they think standing on one foot is only fun if you have the device
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
i love that my brother has no social medias because it means i get to be the first person to show him things like jorts the cat
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
western society is a horror movie and the rest of the world is yelling at the TV
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
say what u will about ff7 remake but aerith coming in with the chair was worth $80 all on its own
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
im so excited for hypermacho republicans to start naming their male children "dagger". i cant wait to meet one and go "oh, like the runaway GIRL princess from the gayest mainline final fantasy game?"
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
ETSY WITCHES, I BEG OF YOU
etsy witches i beseech you. his name is doug ford
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i wish for you whatever you wish for disabled people
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
i joined the most DRAMATIC y2k mmo private server i think i've ever been a part of and the server owner has become quite taken with me. it's all very entertaining
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Reposted by pea
who’s out here helping trannies pay bills 😩 unexpected $300 heating bill just dropped 💸

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November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
hey remember when henry ford made a car out of plant-based plastic in 1941, that ran on hemp fuel, and it was ordered destroyed after two appearances and the formula for the plastic was conveniently lost to time
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
are gamers bourgeois
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
they should invent a woman that remembers to eat lunch and goes to bed on time
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Reposted by pea
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
❌ lifting to become hot goth muscle mommy
✅ lifting to become my wife's scary dog privilege
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i wish tea ppl had explained to me sooner that the joy of tea is 25% in drinking it and 75% in having warm pleasant-smelling thing on your desk
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
paywalls are actually so thoughtful <3 thank you for freeing me from the burden of this knowledge
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
abolish the vacuum
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
im not a doctor which is why i think its weird that so many doctors dont even think about the disastrous consequences of putting developing brains on drugs that alter your brain chemistry
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
anyone who has to set up a condescending dichotomy to make an argument is wrong and annoying. except me. im always right
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM