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Faye Havoc
@fayehavoc.bsky.social
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Burlesque. Sewing. Photography. Tea. Cats. Snakes. Plants. Half of the only pantomime horse to win a title at the Burlesque Hall of Fame. Some weirdo in a costume.
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Rot girl autumn.
It's me with a bunch of fall medlar leaves in my hair and I'm also holding one up to my mouth for no reason; eye makeup inspired by the decayed gold, red, orange, green, and brown colours and speckling of the leaves. (This had better look good on camera.)
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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It's my birthday and all I want as a gift is to be left the hell alone so I can finally edit these six photoshoots:
Six unedited studio portrait images of me wearing flowers and berries and not much else in various poses at various distances at various times of the year (clockwise starting from top left: January, February, August, October, September, July).
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Post you from a different era.

Long untidy hair era:
A black and white film photo my friend Laurel took of me after she tangled my hair - long and light brown and very unhealthy at the time - in some dried echinacea at the original Tuscan Farm Lavender Gardens location out in Langley. I'm sitting down in a field and wearing a favourite romantic goth outfit and an ornate crucifix I made myself.
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Any day I discover a horrible new plant is a good day.
Decaisnea insignis, also known as dead man's fingers, for obvious reasons: big lumpy pale blue bean pods hanging from a broad-leafed shrub. I picked up a pod that had fallen to the ground and squished it open, for science: it was full of large black seeds and a revolting clear jelly. 10/10 absolutely nauseating.
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Mountain View Cemetery, 23 years ago:
A black and white photo of me in a white skirt, black overdress, and hat, walking down a gravel path through a graveyard, looking over my left shoulder at the camera.
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Disassembled a large thrifted vintage oval mirror so I can take its frame to a cemetery for a photoshoot without ensnaring and bringing a restless spirit back home with me (I'd rather not risk it ok); there's a date stamp behind the mirror! It was framed 50 years ago!! (I love this shit!!!)
JUN 11 '75 stamped in black ink on a cardboard surface. The "11 '" is very faded.
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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One thing led to another and now I've accidentally created some kinda weird altar in my workroom?
A deer skull and vessels of colourful berries against a dark green tablecloth and backdrop.
October 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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A moment for the hair&berries before I remove both.
It's me wearing fake red hair full of real colourful berries. There are angled mirrors behind me that show the back of the hairstyle, which wasn't meant to be visible in the photoshoot.
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Most of these are edible but at least one will fuck you up.
An absolute rainbow of late-October berries.
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Smol friend! 🍂🐍
A northwestern garter snake I met in the woods today. At least I think it's a northwestern garter snake; mostly black with pale yellow stripes down the sides and a red stripe along the spine. Little buddy stayed here and chilled with me for a long time. Too long, even. I took a twig and used it to move the snake off the path to safety; didn't seem to love that, but at least nobody will accidentally step on it now (like I almost did).
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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A reminder from Lulu: "if you've outgrown it, get rid of it."
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Oh there it is.
The Red Cloud behind a semi-leafless screen of maple tree branches near dawn. More of a yellow cloud this morning, but I'll take it.
October 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Found a pokeweed bush. Also finally figured out what these weirdass mystery fruits are called.
Pokeberries in various stages of ripeness from pale green to pink to purple to black, hanging from bright magenta stems. These things are called medlars! They can only be eaten when overripened, apparently.
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Mid-October magic! Did I have time for a walk in the woods today? Absolutely the fuck not. Did I do it anyways? Yes.
A cluster of some kind of agaricus mushroom probably, sprouting from the forest floor. A bright golden sunchoke flower. Red hawthorn berries and leaves in the late afternoon sunshine. An old wooden bridge over an unseen stream, sprinkled with fallen leaves.
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Heron and a star that might actually be Saturn?
A great blue heron sits hunched on a piling in the river, a very bright point of light in the moonlit night sky above it.
October 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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A piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with an angry face captioned "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this"
October 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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This thing doesn't fit me very well anymore. Time to de/re-construct? Add some kind of back-lacing? There's a photographer I want to do a cemetery shoot with, and this is the dress I want to do it in, but.. she needs work.
Front and back view of me attempting to wear my maternal grandmother's wedding dress, which is now like 80 years old and rotting/falling apart. She was a tiny lady. I am less tiny. But I used to wear this for cemetery photoshoots and tea parties when I was 16. It still fits around the waist but not the ribs. There's a significant gap at the back where the zipper I added won't close.
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Made some more art yesterday.
Me from the shoulders down holding a bouquet of white anemones in both handsand wearing 2m of white silk; just out of frame there's a box fan blowing the fabric around. This is a phone photo of a monitor with some glare on its glass.
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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They'll make it work.
Arthur and Miss Moneypenny are black-&-white cats and they both want to sit on top of the cat tree.
September 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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YES YES YES YES FINALLY. 🌧️💙⛈️
Screenshot of the iOS weather app's 10-day forecast; all days have little raincloud or thundercloud icons next to them, and the chance of precipitation varies between at least 40% and at most 95%, depending on the day.
September 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Phew. Ok. Good. Already did that.

I remember thinking it was stupid and annoying from the jump, and there was no way in hell I'd allow a bot to speak - unsolicited, with no oversight from me, and on my behalf - to people who are already following or supporting me. Like. No. A thousand times no.
A screenshot confirming that Patreon's stupid Autopilot feature is off.
September 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Rewatched my video from VIBF 2019 and it's such a deeply weird fan dance and my music taste is real good and I'm still so proud of this act and of this performance in particular. (Photo by Tom Gould.)
It's me performing my "Neon Green Dream" act at VIBF in 2019, lime green ostruch feather fans held all wrong out to the sides, one arm bizarrely foreshortened.
September 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Yes I ate it and yes it was delicious. (Photo by @laurelhart.bsky.social)
It's me, with long fake blonde hair, considering a red apple and holding a large albino snake. A background of abundant leafy apple tree branches, fruit, and sun-dappled grass.
September 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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New photo drop on Patreon, including more unedited behind-the-scenes bonus content than usual.
Closeup on the middle third of me, from behind. Luna the albino boa is draped over my right shoulder and she's curling the end of her lil' tail around her own neck. Trust me, it's cute as heck. I'm holding a rosy pink apple in my left hand and my ass looks incredible, as always.
September 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Behold our precious new adopted brother & sister duo: Arthur & Miss Moneypenny. 🖤🐾🤍
Arthur is a black cat with a 4-pointed white star on his chest, yellow eyes, and goofy little vampire fangs. He is pictured from above, upside-down on a blanket, while I pet the top of his head with my right index finger. Miss Moneypenny is a black & white tuxedo cat with little white socks, a pink nose with a black spot on it, and yellow eyes. She is sitting on a striped bedspread.
September 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM