Jan <3
@faulty.computer
I sometimes do things with computers 🦦
System engineer at SUSE 🦎
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Speak to me in German, English and Dutch 🤝
System engineer at SUSE 🦎
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Speak to me in German, English and Dutch 🤝
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Laut Netzwerk-Steuergerechtigkeit gehen uns jährlich bis zu 200 MILLIARDEN Euro durch Steuerhinterziehung und aggressive Steuervermeidung verloren. Geld, mit dem wir die Regelsätze fürs Bürgergeld viermal finanzieren und trotzdem noch erhöhen könnten. Holt das Geld bei den Reichen!
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Laut Netzwerk-Steuergerechtigkeit gehen uns jährlich bis zu 200 MILLIARDEN Euro durch Steuerhinterziehung und aggressive Steuervermeidung verloren. Geld, mit dem wir die Regelsätze fürs Bürgergeld viermal finanzieren und trotzdem noch erhöhen könnten. Holt das Geld bei den Reichen!
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Which ChatGPT death was it where ChatGPT kept saying the conversation triggered a safety mechanism where OpenAI employees are alerted and will intervene, but it was just a hallucinated feature that a responsible company should have?
Deaths linked to chatbots - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Which ChatGPT death was it where ChatGPT kept saying the conversation triggered a safety mechanism where OpenAI employees are alerted and will intervene, but it was just a hallucinated feature that a responsible company should have?
December 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Cinematographic Rickroll😭😭
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Cinematographic Rickroll😭😭
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rust devs will look you square in the face and laugh at your npm isOdd and then turn around with “Compiling either v1.15.0”
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
rust devs will look you square in the face and laugh at your npm isOdd and then turn around with “Compiling either v1.15.0”
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Gleam v1.14.0 is out now! Merry Christmas everyone! 🎁
gleam.run/news/the-hap...
gleam.run/news/the-hap...
The happy holidays release 2025 🎁 | Gleam programming language
News post: Gleam v1.14.0 released
gleam.run
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Gleam v1.14.0 is out now! Merry Christmas everyone! 🎁
gleam.run/news/the-hap...
gleam.run/news/the-hap...
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I think this is far enough along to post about now
pegasus, a pds implementation in ocaml, ~feature parity with the bluesky pds (minus app passwords because those are gross)
repo includes various other atproto-relevant libraries in ocaml for interested sickos
tangled.org/futur.blue/p...
pegasus, a pds implementation in ocaml, ~feature parity with the bluesky pds (minus app passwords because those are gross)
repo includes various other atproto-relevant libraries in ocaml for interested sickos
tangled.org/futur.blue/p...
futur.blue/pegasus
objective categorical abstract machine language personal data server
tangled.org
December 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I think this is far enough along to post about now
pegasus, a pds implementation in ocaml, ~feature parity with the bluesky pds (minus app passwords because those are gross)
repo includes various other atproto-relevant libraries in ocaml for interested sickos
tangled.org/futur.blue/p...
pegasus, a pds implementation in ocaml, ~feature parity with the bluesky pds (minus app passwords because those are gross)
repo includes various other atproto-relevant libraries in ocaml for interested sickos
tangled.org/futur.blue/p...
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all i'm saying is if we average 5 stars a day lustre can hit 2k in time for my birthday 🥺👉👈 thatd be pretty cool huh huh
what if i promise a release when we hit 2k 👀
github.com/lustre-labs/... gogogogogo
what if i promise a release when we hit 2k 👀
github.com/lustre-labs/... gogogogogo
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
all i'm saying is if we average 5 stars a day lustre can hit 2k in time for my birthday 🥺👉👈 thatd be pretty cool huh huh
what if i promise a release when we hit 2k 👀
github.com/lustre-labs/... gogogogogo
what if i promise a release when we hit 2k 👀
github.com/lustre-labs/... gogogogogo
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NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
October 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
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The stable release of Python 3.14 is out now! Go, go, go update! 🙌
discuss.python.org/t/python-3-1...
discuss.python.org/t/python-3-1...
October 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The stable release of Python 3.14 is out now! Go, go, go update! 🙌
discuss.python.org/t/python-3-1...
discuss.python.org/t/python-3-1...
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omg they updated firefox' error pages with large fox
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
omg they updated firefox' error pages with large fox
waiting for feedback, so time to finally bump pacman to version 7 in openSUSE
October 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
waiting for feedback, so time to finally bump pacman to version 7 in openSUSE
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"The main advantage of the /usr merge change is that there will be a single location for the distribution to install executables and libraries. Also, the /usr-merged setup is the standard in most of the Linux ecosystem": Alpine Linux Is Moving to a /usr-merged File System Layout
Alpine Linux Is Moving to a /usr-merged File System Layout - 9to5Linux
The Alpine Linux distribution will adopt a /usr-merged file system layout for future Alpine Linux releases starting with Alpine Linux 3.23.
buff.ly
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"The main advantage of the /usr merge change is that there will be a single location for the distribution to install executables and libraries. Also, the /usr-merged setup is the standard in most of the Linux ecosystem": Alpine Linux Is Moving to a /usr-merged File System Layout
It’s a stretch, but makes you think whether the USA isn’t 1984 come true after all
walzr.com/bop-spotter
walzr.com/bop-spotter
Bop Spotter
walzr.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It’s a stretch, but makes you think whether the USA isn’t 1984 come true after all
walzr.com/bop-spotter
walzr.com/bop-spotter
Object Oriented C was a mistake (but a good one)
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Object Oriented C was a mistake (but a good one)
upcloud played the social media nerd marketing game so hard, they should receive a golden medal or something
September 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
upcloud played the social media nerd marketing game so hard, they should receive a golden medal or something
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nothin much whats upcloud with u
September 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
nothin much whats upcloud with u
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September 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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FUN OCaml schedule is now live on the website, and I put the link to the scheduled YouTube live stream there as well!
fun-ocaml.com#schedule
fun-ocaml.com#schedule
Fun OCaml 2025: Warsaw - September 15+16, 2025
Fun OCaml 2025 is a 2 days open source hacking event dedicated to OCaml enthusiasts and professionals around the globe! Let's get together for an exhilarating event packed with creativity, innovation,...
fun-ocaml.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
FUN OCaml schedule is now live on the website, and I put the link to the scheduled YouTube live stream there as well!
fun-ocaml.com#schedule
fun-ocaml.com#schedule
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Which is your favorite functional programming language and why? How many have you tried?
September 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Which is your favorite functional programming language and why? How many have you tried?
Apple just released an always-on synchronous memory tagging system and hardened user- and kernelspace allocators. This makes use-after-free and buffer overflows an instant crash and non-exploitable. Intra-allocation buffer overflows are still exploitable, but rare
security.apple.com/blog/memory-...
security.apple.com/blog/memory-...
Memory Integrity Enforcement: A complete vision for memory safety in Apple devices - Apple Security Research
Memory Integrity Enforcement (MIE) is the culmination of an unprecedented design and engineering effort spanning half a decade that combines the unique strengths of Apple silicon hardware with our adv...
security.apple.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Apple just released an always-on synchronous memory tagging system and hardened user- and kernelspace allocators. This makes use-after-free and buffer overflows an instant crash and non-exploitable. Intra-allocation buffer overflows are still exploitable, but rare
security.apple.com/blog/memory-...
security.apple.com/blog/memory-...
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Do it.
Search your name.
Take their money.
It’s yours anyway.
Search your name.
Take their money.
It’s yours anyway.
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Do it.
Search your name.
Take their money.
It’s yours anyway.
Search your name.
Take their money.
It’s yours anyway.
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Announcing our latest release v0.3.6!🎉
This version packs in new features that continue to bring CodeEdit up to speed for use as a daily driver editor. Terminal task output, invisible characters, editor restoration, external file changes, and more!
Read on! ⬇️
This version packs in new features that continue to bring CodeEdit up to speed for use as a daily driver editor. Terminal task output, invisible characters, editor restoration, external file changes, and more!
Read on! ⬇️
August 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Announcing our latest release v0.3.6!🎉
This version packs in new features that continue to bring CodeEdit up to speed for use as a daily driver editor. Terminal task output, invisible characters, editor restoration, external file changes, and more!
Read on! ⬇️
This version packs in new features that continue to bring CodeEdit up to speed for use as a daily driver editor. Terminal task output, invisible characters, editor restoration, external file changes, and more!
Read on! ⬇️