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Jan <3
@faulty.computer
Just another gen-z singer and POSIX shell court-wizard at #SUSE 🦦

Professional Linux systems engineer 🐧

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Deathcore and Metalcore singer and guitarist in a band, enjoying German Indie Pop outside. Speak to me in German, English and Dutch 🤝
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Someone took those JavaScript skills to good use:

jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as [email protected]
You are logged into [email protected], Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
October 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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The stable release of Python 3.14 is out now! Go, go, go update! 🙌

discuss.python.org/t/python-3-1...
October 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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omg they updated firefox' error pages with large fox
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
waiting for feedback, so time to finally bump pacman to version 7 in openSUSE
October 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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"The main advantage of the /usr merge change is that there will be a single location for the distribution to install executables and libraries. Also, the /usr-merged setup is the standard in most of the Linux ecosystem": Alpine Linux Is Moving to a /usr-merged File System Layout
Alpine Linux Is Moving to a /usr-merged File System Layout - 9to5Linux
The Alpine Linux distribution will adopt a /usr-merged file system layout for future Alpine Linux releases starting with Alpine Linux 3.23.
buff.ly
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It’s a stretch, but makes you think whether the USA isn’t 1984 come true after all

walzr.com/bop-spotter
Bop Spotter
walzr.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Object Oriented C was a mistake (but a good one)
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
upcloud played the social media nerd marketing game so hard, they should receive a golden medal or something
September 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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nothin much whats upcloud with u
September 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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send the term sheets #vc #funding #startup
September 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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FUN OCaml schedule is now live on the website, and I put the link to the scheduled YouTube live stream there as well!

fun-ocaml.com#schedule
Fun OCaml 2025: Warsaw - September 15+16, 2025
Fun OCaml 2025 is a 2 days open source hacking event dedicated to OCaml enthusiasts and professionals around the globe! Let's get together for an exhilarating event packed with creativity, innovation,...
fun-ocaml.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Which is your favorite functional programming language and why? How many have you tried?
September 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Apple just released an always-on synchronous memory tagging system and hardened user- and kernelspace allocators. This makes use-after-free and buffer overflows an instant crash and non-exploitable. Intra-allocation buffer overflows are still exploitable, but rare

security.apple.com/blog/memory-...
Memory Integrity Enforcement: A complete vision for memory safety in Apple devices - Apple Security Research
Memory Integrity Enforcement (MIE) is the culmination of an unprecedented design and engineering effort spanning half a decade that combines the unique strengths of Apple silicon hardware with our adv...
security.apple.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Do it.

Search your name.

Take their money.

It’s yours anyway.
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Announcing our latest release v0.3.6!🎉

This version packs in new features that continue to bring CodeEdit up to speed for use as a daily driver editor. Terminal task output, invisible characters, editor restoration, external file changes, and more!

Read on! ⬇️
August 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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beautiful women are protecting my favorite websites from llm scrapers

anubis by @xeiaso.net, character design by @celphase.bsky.social!
July 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
#openSUSE Aeon’s full disk encryption just hits different. No passwords, just TPM backed integrity checking. Best in class for #Linux systems
July 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Demon petting a capybara

prints to usa: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil...

t-shirts, prints and much more to usa, europe and oceania: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1595...
July 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Thought the cool thing about bluesky was that you use a domain as verification? Oo
samuel.fm Samuel @samuel.fm · Jul 10
later losers
July 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
#Kotlin went from “urgh, we hate checked exceptions” to “uhhh, error types”, which is kinda the same but in pink. I’m all down for it
July 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Scrolling reels on bluesky is just like “awww cats”, “urgh American politics”, “awwww dogs”, “man with schlong out… iuh”
July 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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July 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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computer fish 🐟💿 #blender
July 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM