jw ❄️
@farwent.net
Mystic, McLuhanite, left-handed copy editor. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Madison, WI. (Previously: Fargo, CA, NYC.)
Madison, WI. (Previously: Fargo, CA, NYC.)
Oh, he probably meant the better-known, more commonly referred-to Kafka, the streaming platform.
January 21, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Oh, he probably meant the better-known, more commonly referred-to Kafka, the streaming platform.
"once again tapping the header image*
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
"once again tapping the header image*
The tell here that Hanania has not fundamentally changed is that, despite admitting he was wrong, he still expects the folks who were right to accommodate him. "Time for you guys to put aside your differences and show me some grace." Fuck off, my dude.
January 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The tell here that Hanania has not fundamentally changed is that, despite admitting he was wrong, he still expects the folks who were right to accommodate him. "Time for you guys to put aside your differences and show me some grace." Fuck off, my dude.
This is tripping me out. This is the one mascot who doesn't need this.
January 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
This is tripping me out. This is the one mascot who doesn't need this.
"Made in America": intimates that Tony will die sooner rather than later, probably violently and possibly in front of his wife and children.
"Surprise": unequivocally confirms Bandit lives to be a grandpa.
Both: end with the dad in question almost certainly about to get shot.
"Surprise": unequivocally confirms Bandit lives to be a grandpa.
Both: end with the dad in question almost certainly about to get shot.
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
"Made in America": intimates that Tony will die sooner rather than later, probably violently and possibly in front of his wife and children.
"Surprise": unequivocally confirms Bandit lives to be a grandpa.
Both: end with the dad in question almost certainly about to get shot.
"Surprise": unequivocally confirms Bandit lives to be a grandpa.
Both: end with the dad in question almost certainly about to get shot.
The boy told me about Escanor this past weekend and this is similar energy.
January 14, 2026 at 6:42 AM
The boy told me about Escanor this past weekend and this is similar energy.
In college, @tc1.bsky.social gave this to me from his Dilbert day calendar because a small but vital aspect of our friendship was me Zimbu-ing him all the time.
January 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
In college, @tc1.bsky.social gave this to me from his Dilbert day calendar because a small but vital aspect of our friendship was me Zimbu-ing him all the time.
Seems fitting that Scott Adams died before getting to 69.
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Seems fitting that Scott Adams died before getting to 69.
I feel like variations of this scenario have got to be happening all over the world every day.
January 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I feel like variations of this scenario have got to be happening all over the world every day.
If you see this, skeet an archer.
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
If you see this, skeet an archer.
Remember when Thomas Chatterton Williams wrote that Puff Daddy was cool in the ’90s, a claim that should have seen him barred from ever weighing in on pop culture again
January 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Remember when Thomas Chatterton Williams wrote that Puff Daddy was cool in the ’90s, a claim that should have seen him barred from ever weighing in on pop culture again
Aspirational, I'll take it.
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Aspirational, I'll take it.
The music streamers really do not have time for or interest in creating an aesthetically pleasing sharing experience, huh. Oh well.
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The music streamers really do not have time for or interest in creating an aesthetically pleasing sharing experience, huh. Oh well.
Me asking Alexa+ *how* fully functional she is
December 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me asking Alexa+ *how* fully functional she is
Not sure what specific events inspired this relatable content from one of the 9-year-olds.
![Snapshot of a worksheet reading:
In third grade, I hope to… (3 things that will help me feel happy, safe, and like I belong at Marquette)
[Answers written in pencil]
• Friends
• Quiet classroom
• People mind their own business](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4xvlvnqkenirai5lts3nuqff/bafkreifj6b5nbqkdtupkrt7vv6pbm5xgtthp4bv2y3ryw7fk2i7qi5tzeu@jpeg)
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Not sure what specific events inspired this relatable content from one of the 9-year-olds.
Using a pseudonym so that nobody recognizes the accordion-playing ex-model.
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Using a pseudonym so that nobody recognizes the accordion-playing ex-model.
Airbnb encouraging us to "Let Yo Hair Doreen"
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Airbnb encouraging us to "Let Yo Hair Doreen"
When you are napping in a very normal way.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When you are napping in a very normal way.
I keep thinking the publisher must have been legitimately thrilled to find out they were getting Nuzzi's insane memoir rather than whatever she and Lizza would have written about the 2020 election.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I keep thinking the publisher must have been legitimately thrilled to find out they were getting Nuzzi's insane memoir rather than whatever she and Lizza would have written about the 2020 election.