Farmdaddy
@farmdaddy1.bsky.social
huge fan of honesty and respect for same. born with wink in the year of nike. begetter of three z’s. devout believer in tahbishah (which is spiced beans, and i did not know that until 1/8/2026)
you are in charge of the outcome of all your situations, stop acting like that’s not a thing
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
you are in charge of the outcome of all your situations, stop acting like that’s not a thing
37% of Spokane is calling in sick tomorrow
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM
37% of Spokane is calling in sick tomorrow
seems like Heineken would be popular in Korea--correct me if i'm wrong
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
seems like Heineken would be popular in Korea--correct me if i'm wrong
no yeah i smell weed in my pocket too
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
no yeah i smell weed in my pocket too
the fat lady’s doing vocal warmups
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
the fat lady’s doing vocal warmups
interrupt pregame coverage to listen to 🍊 💩’s lies?
wtf nbc?
wtf nbc?
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
interrupt pregame coverage to listen to 🍊 💩’s lies?
wtf nbc?
wtf nbc?
dog kicking born again xtians are the fucking worst
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
dog kicking born again xtians are the fucking worst
feels about time to watch the big lebowski again
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
feels about time to watch the big lebowski again
holy hell do i need to hone my skills
Can we please acknowledge the, er, penmanship here
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
holy hell do i need to hone my skills
please keep raising the temperature until all the ice is gone
February 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
please keep raising the temperature until all the ice is gone
give me fifty bucks and i’ll take it
The 1970s Ford Courier was a Mazda-built small pickup. This 1977 edition is a bit rough and won't stay running.
Mazda Project Pickup: 1977 Ford Courier
The 1970s Ford Courier was a Mazda-built small pickup. This 1977 edition is a bit rough and won't stay running.
barnfinds.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
give me fifty bucks and i’ll take it
you talk a lot of shit about “mild winter” for a guy who doesn’t own a snowmobile
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
you talk a lot of shit about “mild winter” for a guy who doesn’t own a snowmobile
i don’t mean to state the obvious, but it kinda feels like you might be jealous of me
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
i don’t mean to state the obvious, but it kinda feels like you might be jealous of me
let’s get to changing it, then
because the whole time I thought we were making progress over the last 50yrs, people were in my ear telling me nothing’s changed, and here we fucking are
because the whole time I thought we were making progress over the last 50yrs, people were in my ear telling me nothing’s changed, and here we fucking are
This isn't the country I agreed to.
February 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
let’s get to changing it, then
because the whole time I thought we were making progress over the last 50yrs, people were in my ear telling me nothing’s changed, and here we fucking are
because the whole time I thought we were making progress over the last 50yrs, people were in my ear telling me nothing’s changed, and here we fucking are
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“matter” is a very powerful word. it’s all each of us has ever wanted, to “matter”.
we’ll, do you?
we’ll, do you?
February 2, 2026 at 3:59 AM
“matter” is a very powerful word. it’s all each of us has ever wanted, to “matter”.
we’ll, do you?
we’ll, do you?
maybe it’s because you don’t hear the awesome things i say about you when you’re not around
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
maybe it’s because you don’t hear the awesome things i say about you when you’re not around
my life situation has always improved steadily in direct proportion with my shower situation
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
my life situation has always improved steadily in direct proportion with my shower situation
nobody who has good family needs therapy
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
nobody who has good family needs therapy
might take the entire OED to answer this question
who are y’all
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
might take the entire OED to answer this question
(cry a bit about it, i guess?)
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
(cry a bit about it, i guess?)
had my first taste of Hennessy at 12 before midnight on a tuesday at a casino in Sacramento this week, and then was transported to the shower at 7:45am quoting Talking Heads lyrics but in Latto voice with 10 minutes to get to the meeting on time
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 AM
had my first taste of Hennessy at 12 before midnight on a tuesday at a casino in Sacramento this week, and then was transported to the shower at 7:45am quoting Talking Heads lyrics but in Latto voice with 10 minutes to get to the meeting on time
this current period reminds me of late eighties oklahoma, when little dick guys with big egos thought they ruled the world and it took but a tiny jab to the microscrotum for reality to reemerge.
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 AM
this current period reminds me of late eighties oklahoma, when little dick guys with big egos thought they ruled the world and it took but a tiny jab to the microscrotum for reality to reemerge.
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The internet is forever. #Tweedledumber.
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The internet is forever. #Tweedledumber.