Farmdaddy
farmdaddy1.bsky.social
Farmdaddy
@farmdaddy1.bsky.social
huge fan of honesty and respect for same. born with wink in the year of nike. begetter of three z’s. devout believer in tahbishah (which is spiced beans, and i did not know that until 1/8/2026)
you are in charge of the outcome of all your situations, stop acting like that’s not a thing
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
37% of Spokane is calling in sick tomorrow
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM
seems like Heineken would be popular in Korea--correct me if i'm wrong
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
no yeah i smell weed in my pocket too
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
k9 for mvp
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
the fat lady’s doing vocal warmups
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
interrupt pregame coverage to listen to 🍊 💩’s lies?
wtf nbc?
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
dog kicking born again xtians are the fucking worst
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
feels about time to watch the big lebowski again
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
holy hell do i need to hone my skills
Can we please acknowledge the, er, penmanship here
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
please keep raising the temperature until all the ice is gone
February 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
give me fifty bucks and i’ll take it
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
you talk a lot of shit about “mild winter” for a guy who doesn’t own a snowmobile
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
i don’t mean to state the obvious, but it kinda feels like you might be jealous of me
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
let’s get to changing it, then

because the whole time I thought we were making progress over the last 50yrs, people were in my ear telling me nothing’s changed, and here we fucking are
This isn't the country I agreed to.
February 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Reposted by Farmdaddy
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
“matter” is a very powerful word. it’s all each of us has ever wanted, to “matter”.

we’ll, do you?
February 2, 2026 at 3:59 AM
maybe it’s because you don’t hear the awesome things i say about you when you’re not around
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
my life situation has always improved steadily in direct proportion with my shower situation
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
nobody who has good family needs therapy
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
might take the entire OED to answer this question
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
(cry a bit about it, i guess?)
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
had my first taste of Hennessy at 12 before midnight on a tuesday at a casino in Sacramento this week, and then was transported to the shower at 7:45am quoting Talking Heads lyrics but in Latto voice with 10 minutes to get to the meeting on time
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 AM
this current period reminds me of late eighties oklahoma, when little dick guys with big egos thought they ruled the world and it took but a tiny jab to the microscrotum for reality to reemerge.
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Reposted by Farmdaddy
The internet is forever. #Tweedledumber.
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM