Rich N
@fantana275.bsky.social
Dog bore. Arsenal. Movies. Music. Coffee. 🏴🇮🇪
Ex-this, ex-that.
Ex-this, ex-that.
Watching the Olympic ice hockey at a Canadian fan zone in London, geezer with one of those Davy Crockett hats on. Always wondered what happened to my mum’s dead cat
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Watching the Olympic ice hockey at a Canadian fan zone in London, geezer with one of those Davy Crockett hats on. Always wondered what happened to my mum’s dead cat
Irn Bru soft serve ice cream. From. The. Gods. 🏴
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Irn Bru soft serve ice cream. From. The. Gods. 🏴
GF just watched The Spy Who Loved Me for the first time. “I can see where your sense of humour and chat up lines come from”
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
GF just watched The Spy Who Loved Me for the first time. “I can see where your sense of humour and chat up lines come from”
That skier getting the flag in his balls and screaming
a group of simpsons characters are sitting in a row
ALT: a group of simpsons characters are sitting in a row
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
That skier getting the flag in his balls and screaming
Ooh a free movie rental.
The Running Man remake.
Let’s see…….
The Running Man remake.
Let’s see…….
arnold schwarzenegger says " i do n't do requests " in a movie scene
ALT: arnold schwarzenegger says " i do n't do requests " in a movie scene
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Ooh a free movie rental.
The Running Man remake.
Let’s see…….
The Running Man remake.
Let’s see…….
Even the Bond villain who wanted to kill everyone on earth and start his own master race from space was less of a bastard
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Even the Bond villain who wanted to kill everyone on earth and start his own master race from space was less of a bastard
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Read thousands of definitions in the 700-page Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited — Viz’s biggest ever encyclopaedia of bad language (and a great table-leveller). A perfect gift for yourself or someone you vaguely like.
Get it here: https://bit.ly/4pcoTaU
#viz #comedy #rude #swear
Get it here: https://bit.ly/4pcoTaU
#viz #comedy #rude #swear
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Read thousands of definitions in the 700-page Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited — Viz’s biggest ever encyclopaedia of bad language (and a great table-leveller). A perfect gift for yourself or someone you vaguely like.
Get it here: https://bit.ly/4pcoTaU
#viz #comedy #rude #swear
Get it here: https://bit.ly/4pcoTaU
#viz #comedy #rude #swear
That inevitable age as you admit moving up a size in football shirts.
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
That inevitable age as you admit moving up a size in football shirts.
Really fancy getting back to some sort of football writing etc ahead of the World Cup… missing it hugely.
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Really fancy getting back to some sort of football writing etc ahead of the World Cup… missing it hugely.
Couldn’t they have kept him for another two weeks?!?
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Couldn’t they have kept him for another two weeks?!?
Durdle Door. I wonder how they got the hole in it.
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Durdle Door. I wonder how they got the hole in it.
Apparently the curling is “level peggjng”
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Apparently the curling is “level peggjng”
A couple of mums popped round earlier for youngest’s 8th birthday
“That’s a good coffee, and I’m a barista”
“Oh really, where do you work?”
“Starbucks”
“…….right……”
“That’s a good coffee, and I’m a barista”
“Oh really, where do you work?”
“Starbucks”
“…….right……”
a bald man 's face is shown in a gif with gifsec.com on the bottom
ALT: a bald man 's face is shown in a gif with gifsec.com on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
A couple of mums popped round earlier for youngest’s 8th birthday
“That’s a good coffee, and I’m a barista”
“Oh really, where do you work?”
“Starbucks”
“…….right……”
“That’s a good coffee, and I’m a barista”
“Oh really, where do you work?”
“Starbucks”
“…….right……”
Genuinely thought they announced Myra Hindley was on Gladiators tonight
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Genuinely thought they announced Myra Hindley was on Gladiators tonight
Prick Superman ruins the opening ceremony for everyone #winterolympics
February 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Prick Superman ruins the opening ceremony for everyone #winterolympics
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My friend @johnjsills.bsky.social wrote to the Arsenal magazine in 1998 seeking Pen Pals (they used to have a Pen Pal section then!)
22 people wrote him letters, from Germany to Ghana, Antwerp to Zimbabwe.
He then discovered WKD Blue and "shamefully" didn't reply...
22 people wrote him letters, from Germany to Ghana, Antwerp to Zimbabwe.
He then discovered WKD Blue and "shamefully" didn't reply...
February 6, 2026 at 9:55 AM
My friend @johnjsills.bsky.social wrote to the Arsenal magazine in 1998 seeking Pen Pals (they used to have a Pen Pal section then!)
22 people wrote him letters, from Germany to Ghana, Antwerp to Zimbabwe.
He then discovered WKD Blue and "shamefully" didn't reply...
22 people wrote him letters, from Germany to Ghana, Antwerp to Zimbabwe.
He then discovered WKD Blue and "shamefully" didn't reply...
Live from the Winter Olympic opening ceremony
February 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Live from the Winter Olympic opening ceremony
Mmmm cheap assorted cooked meat pieces
February 6, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Mmmm cheap assorted cooked meat pieces
Fozzie looks like he’s having a stroke (wocka wocka)
Just like the good old days with Kermit and Jermit.
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Fozzie looks like he’s having a stroke (wocka wocka)
My dad was from Stranraer and thought curling was “a load of old shite”. I guess my Olympic hopes went down the drain from there.
The Stranraer hotel ice rink producing some of the world's finest curlers
The Stranraer hotel ice rink producing some of the world's finest curlers
Three members of Team Mouat are from Stranraer - home to an ice rink built in a hotel.
www.bbc.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:26 AM
My dad was from Stranraer and thought curling was “a load of old shite”. I guess my Olympic hopes went down the drain from there.
Duolingo lessons going well 🇫🇷
February 5, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Duolingo lessons going well 🇫🇷
“Number mufti day” at school tomorrow. Was impressed by 9 yr old wanting to wear her Leah Williamson top (#6) and Bukayo Saka shorts (#7). Oh god.
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
“Number mufti day” at school tomorrow. Was impressed by 9 yr old wanting to wear her Leah Williamson top (#6) and Bukayo Saka shorts (#7). Oh god.
Chelsea gonna Chelsea
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Chelsea gonna Chelsea