not an art thief
@famousartthief.bsky.social
higher level buffoon. college football fan. veteran, ucla graduate, liverpool fc supporter. sometimes i do good posts and then i do bad ones. beware of ignorance and want.
go bruins :-(
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
go bruins :-(
oliver cromwell be like
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
oliver cromwell be like
the first time i took my wife to new orleans we sat in maison bourbon for three hours so i could listen to dixieland jazz and so when we went to little havana she put me on a one hour pitch count at the ball and chain.
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the first time i took my wife to new orleans we sat in maison bourbon for three hours so i could listen to dixieland jazz and so when we went to little havana she put me on a one hour pitch count at the ball and chain.
back from a week in key west and miami beach. really enjoyed it but that’s probably one and done for us in florida. mi esposa wanted to go but that’s enough florida for twenty years or so. next up savannah in late march.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
back from a week in key west and miami beach. really enjoyed it but that’s probably one and done for us in florida. mi esposa wanted to go but that’s enough florida for twenty years or so. next up savannah in late march.
south beach i am on you
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
south beach i am on you
when stevie hits the high note on i was made to love you
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
when stevie hits the high note on i was made to love you
look at this stupid fucking shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
look at this stupid fucking shit
got to tour the hemingway house today and between liverpool and ucla i’m trying really hard to not make a joke about self harm
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
got to tour the hemingway house today and between liverpool and ucla i’m trying really hard to not make a joke about self harm
well i am in tears
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
well i am in tears
clay higgins voting on the epstein files
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
clay higgins voting on the epstein files
i live in a world specifically designed to give me a stroke. everything is designed in a lab to be so tacky that it tries to kill me. every day.
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i live in a world specifically designed to give me a stroke. everything is designed in a lab to be so tacky that it tries to kill me. every day.
this is why we fail
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
this is why we fail
yeah it rocked my shit
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
yeah it rocked my shit
gonna try to convince mi esposa to spend a not insignificant amount of money on a sea plane trip to dry tortugas
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
gonna try to convince mi esposa to spend a not insignificant amount of money on a sea plane trip to dry tortugas
its going to rain for a few days
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
its going to rain for a few days
this is what peak football uniform looks like. you may not like it but it is true. troy in the powder blues.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is what peak football uniform looks like. you may not like it but it is true. troy in the powder blues.
watching the footie with my homegirl
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
watching the footie with my homegirl
aw i didn’t know they named a sandwich after billy martin
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
aw i didn’t know they named a sandwich after billy martin