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Fallon [holiday shop sale until 12/15, comms closed]
@fallonturing.bsky.social
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Queer, disabled, Jewish, 30s. Anarcho-communist and anti-zionist. I do not have money. Bottom 1%. Will knit you stuff for money. They/he. Don't use my lists. | ko-fi.com/crippledcommie | kolektiva.social/@fallonturing
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fallonturing.bsky.social
Ableds when called out on ableism almost always go into some disingenuous bullshit like this. "Oh, I'm ableist for using WORDS? I'm ableist fort supporting MEDICINE?!"
"Oh I'm ableist because I used an emoji? Lol I forgot people were this sensitive on facebook"
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
I made this one lol
Screenshot from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry is saying, "I DO hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being trans!"
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
Coward removed the quote. Lol
Reply from @grumblekitty "Are their bodies the same? Do they have identical medical needs as men? No. Did I ever say a trans man is a woman? No. This does not mean anything about how a person is treated & is made to interact with anything. This is true: everyone loses access, including all men and children."
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
I've had Zionists fantasize about how they hope Hamas does all kinds of violence to me when I call them out on this canard.

Kind of sounds a lot like:
two MS paint drawn figures Visibly marginalized person: I'm being harmed by liberal democrat policies now Average democrat: I just fantasized about Republicans killing you
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
I can't find a way to confirm the Google SynthID thing without asking the Google-brand Lying Machine. Fuck AI and it making it impossible to trust literally anything online anymore.
Google Gemini analyzed this image and said, "Yes, this image was generated by Google AI. I analyzed the file and detected the SynthID watermark, which confirms it was created using Googles' generative AI tools."
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
This is the other screenshot I saw. Out of the things you said that I can confirm with my eyes, the only thing that stands out to me as off is the rug, but that could also just be an ugly rug.

Idek anymore, man.
decopy.ai rating this image as 0% AI probability
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
So this is going around Facebook now and I'm shocked I haven't seen it here. Multiple AI detection programs think this isn't AI. I hope this is fucking real lol
Photo of Donald Trump on his knees and fiddling with Bill Clinton's pants. The hard coded date is Oct 23 '04.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
Man what the fuck is wrong with you.
This guy followed me for some reason
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
Jeb Bush saying "please buy something" looking all pathetic
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
My original knitting patterns, too! $7 regular price, sale code above. All patterns are here in the patterns tag: ko-fi.com/s/c5cffb34af

#BSNM #Knitting #Knitsky
An in progress knitted beanie with a knotted stitch texture in the bisexual pride colors A pair of knitted beanies with "IT/ITS" written on them in twisty letters. Hats are striped in shades of grey, pink, and blue. Knitted beanie with the disability pride flag on it: a black background with diagonal stripes in red, yellow, white, blue, and green. Pair of knitted socks with a repeating heart lace motif, made from rainbow yarn
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
Pink/"beach"/lesbian pride cable headband, cotton: #BSNM

ko-fi.com/s/c5cffb34af
A knitted cable headband laid flat. It is made from variegated yarn in the lesbian pride flag colors Photo of me modeling the headband
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
Rainbow angora heart lace socks, small: #BSNM

ko-fi.com/s/469a3547e4
A pair of knitted lace socks with mismatched rainbow stripes Close up showing the repeating heart lace motif The socks laid flat so the back is visible
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
Purple superwash wool cable socks, small/youth 3

ko-fi.com/s/ecb5f0b030

#BSNM
Purple cable socks displayed on blockers Purple cable socks laid flat so the front is visible. Twisting cables border a braided central cable
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
Gold acrylic reversible headband/earwarmer #BSNM

ko-fi.com/s/4fa3097628
Me modeling a wide gold headband, which is wide enough to cover my ears. It has a reversible diamond/triangle pattern. Me modeling the same headband, showing the reverse side Headband laid flat so the diamonds are knit stitches Headband laid flat so the diamonds are purl stitches
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
NEW in my shop: black/grey superwash wool lace socks, small/youth 3. $45

ko-fi.com/s/ff92baff43
Black and grey unisex lace socks displayed on blockers The socks laid flat so the front side is visible Socks laid flat so the back side is visible
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
NEW in my shop: red cotton cable scarf! $65 regular price, sale code above.

ko-fi.com/s/2e86256886
Red cable scarf with tassels displayed on a mannequin Close up showing the cables and the tassels. The cables twist around a central moss stitch Close up around the neck with a little slack Another close up of the neck but slightly different
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
This was about as constructive as I could make it. I didn't even swear.
OP got a rude label
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
No but actually
Text on a stylized illustration of a figure holding up a sickle. "I'm a radical centrist. I believe in finding some sort of middle ground between Marxism & anarchism"
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
Text: How toddlers stare at anyone with a physical disability in the grocery store Image is a close up photo of a black and white cat's face staring down the camera with a grocery store photoshopped behind him Meme credited to Poorly Made Cat Memes
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
fiance typed the words and i had to put something together in pinta
South Park screenshot. The boys are at the bus stop, all glaring at Cartman who is holding a photo. Kyle says, "If you put Bill Clinton's weiner in your mouth, that makes YOU gay, stupid!"
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
Guess who just learned a new stitch by hand, biiiiiitch
White fabric with a crappy pink zigzag stitch
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
fallonturing.bsky.social
10% OFF HOLIDAY SALE IN MY SHOP

EVERYTHING IN THE SHOP TAB 10% OFF

Use the code HAPPYHOLIDAYS10 or click this link: ko-fi.com/crippledcomm...

#ShopSmall #BSNM #Knitting
jeb bush "please buy something" me modeling a lesbian pride cable headband a rainbow angora scarf on a mannequin pair of black and grey lace socks displayed on wire blockers
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
fallonturing.bsky.social
I don't know what to say or do. I'm disabled and can't work. This is my sole source of income. If I don't make sales, I need to rely on MA to eat. I keep digging into my savings.

The holidays are coming up and I STILL can't sell these?
jeb bush please clap meme but it's "please buy something"
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
fallonturing.bsky.social
Help, this is food money now
My savings account with $32.13
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
fallonturing.bsky.social
Blocking a scarf. Will be for sale soon!
A long red cable scarf pinned out on foam boards to block Close up showing the twisted cable pattern
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM