Go 9 and split them into 3 categories. I'm a huge rule of 3 stan. Almost as much as I am rule of cool.

Suffer my appreciation, clever one.

Good article! I think if we're shooting for wider adoption it'll need to be trimmed down a bit. As a table its fine, but compared to the alignment system it lacks the immediate recognition that saying "I'm Lawful Good" has. Yes its cartoonish and limited, but its memorable and thats powerful.

*funsies

also I mistagged. I meant @thenoirenigma.bsky.social cause he has a running bit about being anti cronch.

Nah, I'm just talking shit for funniest. You good.

My servants will convert you all to children of the night.

Together we shall end the first shift!

A G.I. Joe that looked like me was super cool! I remember having the black barbies with my sister too and kids saying they were bootleg. We had to keep the boxes to show they were legit.

I am now imagining my mom rescuing my younger self from me, kicking my fully grown ass, and then realizing I'm here son and laughing about how little I changed.

Then I return to the present, ask her about it, and she'll be all coy about not remembering at all while hinting that she very much DOES.

Second aside.

"Also, you're gonna question your peers because THEY have a whole theory behind how YOU with your, and I mean no offense by this, undeveloped mind can pretend better than I can NOW. No! Please stop crying You're great at pretending, promisee!"

@jdragsky.bsky.social

As an aside, am I weird for having all four as my favorite for at least one stretch of my youth? I was NOT loyal.

I'd give it a try!

I use the mobile website. Not enough room to see them to begin with.

Because you're actually a night owl like me. Be your true self! Don't give in to normie first shifter standards!