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this machine kills fascists
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Idk man who could it be? Who could possibly be her best friend that she puts a friendship bracelet and glitter and matching outfits on but is a toxic relationship that is weighing her down??
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
rewatching survivor 18 simultaneous to the new traitors & there’s something so timeless about rooting for the alabama boy with pretty eyes
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
liking heated rivalry isn’t enough any more I need to move to canada
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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My gf gave me this cutieeee Charlie Brown skillet for xmas and finally made pancakes 🤩
February 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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If you’re not angry you’re not paying attention. ABOLISH ICE.
February 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
*my spouse & I in the year 2036*

everybody, meet our twins: yuri & yaoi
January 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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i gotta log off before i get doxxed and hate crimed for replying to ppl like “hey u wanna reread this thread and try again”
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
People who are OBSESSED with *hating* Taylor Swift are actually the deranged/unwell/obsessive ones that the general public believes Swifties to be and they prove that every time one of them unsolicitedly opens their mouths to talk about her. I said what I said #actuallyromantic
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Taylor Swift wrote “Midnight Rain” specifically and exclusively for Scott Hunter & Kip Grady and no I will not be taking any questions #heatedrivalry
January 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
*watching gilmore girls w my bf for the first time*

them: wow i really found my own Lorelai huh
me: 🥹🥹🥹
them: now it’s just Paris I gotta be on the hunt for
me: 😐😐😐
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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There’s gotta be some fine print in the Constitution that says the mayor of the largest city in the country can instantly assume the role of President if they are smoking hot
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Worked with a crazed christian woman yesterday who had many amusing talking points, the final of which being that “Jesus wouldn’t work remotely” ….. I’m pretty sure that’s what he’s been doing for like (allegedly) 2,025 years?
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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a controversial take I have is that celebs dressing up for Halloween is not really dressing up if you have nowhere to be. otherwise it just feels like wealth flaunting. like if ur gonna go all out & spend a fortune at least get trashed at a house party and give your publicist a heart attack
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Watching Ghostbusters and thinking he’s so babyghoul
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Hellkitty 👹
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Good Ol' Days feels like when Jack dropped the You're Losing Me date
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Worst $50 I ever spent. That's the last time I hire a ghostwriter.
October 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I personally think Taylor would LOVE seeing Rory Gilmore and Paris Geller getting their lesbian moment to Actually Romantic rn
October 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSS
October 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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tonight i made my wife listen to wood and she said “if they made but i’m a cheerleader 2, one of them would write this to try to prove their heterosexuality” and i think that sums the whole thing up
October 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Me pretending wood is only the first minute long:
a woman wearing glasses and a denim shirt is pointing at something
Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a denim shirt looking down at a screen and dancing with her right arm up then suddenly stopping, paused in confusion
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Bringing this back to update it for TLOAS! A suspiciously few number of questions here, but the songs that do have questions are….. sus. This brings the total count to 404 (error???)
October 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I LOOOOOOOVE having a boyfriend that knows literally nothing about taylore, it’s like having a little alien in your house that speaks an entirely different language but is still interesting. I’m like a scientist recording data & then I get to reprogram him howeverrrrr I want mwahahahaha
October 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
CANCELLED! is kinda a late-stage-gelphie anthem if you think about it
October 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
sooo what I’m gathering is it’s perfectly acceptable to wear the biggest strap we can find to the next tour…? #fatherfigure
October 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM