fakebuckeye.bsky.social
@fakebuckeye.bsky.social
Just a dude. He/Him
No, it was made for the dreamers who refuse to be constrained by the stuffy traditions of bribery. Those pioneers willing to look past fast food bags full of cash and think not what was, but what could be.
MELANIA wasn’t made for the critics or the coastal elites, it was made for the fans
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Best Pad Thai I've ever had was from a gas station in the Middle of Nowhere Montana. The best drink I've ever had was a fountain coke at a gas station outside of Vegas after riding my bike 70 miles through the desert in 112 heat.
Here’s a topic outside the news.

What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?

Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.

Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.

Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
January 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Oh God, he's going to start a breast milk farm.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
George Bailey is going to jail at the end of IAWL. The money is still missing and the bank inspector watched George fill the hole in his books with money from his friends. It looks like George stole the money and is now running a ponzi scheme. Which Potter will push because he's still evil.
folks, despite our best efforts it is once again tuesday. let’s make the most of it and let those brain worms run free, c’mon show me your posting zoomies

it’s TRASH TUESDAY
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
December 5, 2023 at 5:24 PM
1800s-Coal-Miner-Transported-Into-the-Future: "Sir, tell me of your labors."

"Well, I just put in a solid 40 at the ass gym. Crazy week, just been up to my ass in ass."

18CMTITF: "TY, knowing such wonders will be built upon the back of my toils I can succumb to my minor's lung in peace *cough*."
November 21, 2023 at 10:43 PM
OK Republicans, while I don't think anyone can say that there is a correct number of times that you should make an ex-wrestling coach who failed to report students being molested 3rd in-line to the Presidency, I'm very confident that number has to be less than two.
October 6, 2023 at 3:38 PM