Gif Economy Worker
@fairbairn.zone
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![Bluebottle What time is it Eccles?
Eccles Err, just a minute. I, I've got it written down 'ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.
Bluebottle Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you Eccles?
Eccles Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem.
Bluebottle Wait a minute Eccles, my good man...
Eccles What is it fellow?
Bluebottle It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.
Eccles I know that my good fellow. That's right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.
Bluebottle Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?
Eccles Ah, den I don't show it to dem.
Bluebottle Ooohhh...
Eccles [Smacks lips] Yeah.
Bluebottle Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?
Eccles I've got it written down on a piece of paper!
Bluebottle Oh, I wish I could afford a piece of paper with the time written on.
Eccles Oohhhh.
Bluebottle 'Ere Eccles?
EcclesYah.
Bluebottle Let me hold that piece of paper to my ear would you? - 'Ere. This piece of paper ain't goin'.
Eccles What? I've been sold a forgery!
Bluebottle No wonder it stopped at eight o'clock.
Eccles Oh dear.
Bluebottle You should get one of them tings my grandad's got.
Eccles Oooohhh?
Bluebottle His firm give it to him when he retired.
Eccles Oooohhh.
Bluebottle It's one of dem tings what it is that wakes you up at eight o'clock, boils the kettil, and pours a cuppa tea.
Eccles Ohhh yeah! What's it called? Um.
Bluebottle My granma.
Eccles Ohh... Ohh, ah wait a minute. How does she know when it's eight o'clock?
Bluebottle She's got it written down on a piece of paper!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:snldvvaofeswgb4v5ak5f4bx/bafkreicxjpnhefxpsdks6xwvvqena2pkvz3x2wtt5ml62zdthhajtxhwjm@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This is the transcript of the sketch for those who do not wish to watch the video.
Looking forward to @pileofgarbage.net starting his new job
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Looking forward to @pileofgarbage.net starting his new job
Now to check the history of NHS funding and see who was responsible for large amounts of budget reduction for its services including cancer screening
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Now to check the history of NHS funding and see who was responsible for large amounts of budget reduction for its services including cancer screening
I'm sorry to say that Big Cuisine is Out To Get You: www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I'm sorry to say that Big Cuisine is Out To Get You: www.bbc.com/news/article...
The nationality of the people buying the houses isn't the issue, it's housing run as a profit making business model and not a human need that is the issue
And also Vance is racist, which I believe if you're reading this you already understand
And also Vance is racist, which I believe if you're reading this you already understand
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The nationality of the people buying the houses isn't the issue, it's housing run as a profit making business model and not a human need that is the issue
And also Vance is racist, which I believe if you're reading this you already understand
And also Vance is racist, which I believe if you're reading this you already understand
Excited for the bold new future of conspiracy theories created by AI summaries
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Excited for the bold new future of conspiracy theories created by AI summaries
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David Gibson at MST Financial downgraded the stock last month on concerns that demand for OpenAI’s ChatGPT might have peaked, and around SoftBank’s funding commitments.
The company can fund its investments this year with cash, debt and some share sales, but the longer-term picture was less clear, Gibson told clients.
“Longer term I estimate [SoftBank] has committed $113bn of investments, but only has funding ability of $58.5bn and hence it has overcommitted,” he wrote, adding that the company might need to tap money from its Vision Funds or “sell down its stakes” in its telecoms operator SoftBank Corporation or Arm to fund its plans.
The “market has ignored this unfunded risk which is ripe for execution problems”, Gibson wrote. “Recent debt issuance at interest rates over 8 per cent suggest the debt market realises this while I think the equity market has not.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:snldvvaofeswgb4v5ak5f4bx/bafkreihx47a5ovnubboud34qk4q2bkfm3j5rrtw6xb2rik7mfp26b67zbi@jpeg)
Not sure how ‘accurately describing the actions of someone’ correlates to ‘being bad faith’ but sure
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Not sure how ‘accurately describing the actions of someone’ correlates to ‘being bad faith’ but sure
Oh yeah, musk lives that modest everyman lifestyle www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Oh yeah, musk lives that modest everyman lifestyle www.bbc.com/news/article...
Rule 5 when used to ban posts about Democrats seems to contravene Rule 4
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Rule 5 when used to ban posts about Democrats seems to contravene Rule 4
Yes famously no one has ever been against the invasion of Afghanistan and or Iraq
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Yes famously no one has ever been against the invasion of Afghanistan and or Iraq
Like the important point here is that Mamdani campaigned on things he actually believed in, and that your supporters know that you believe in these things and so trust your judgement and efforts
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Like the important point here is that Mamdani campaigned on things he actually believed in, and that your supporters know that you believe in these things and so trust your judgement and efforts
He attempted that dunk
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
He attempted that dunk
This is the joke he’s fucking up
November 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is the joke he’s fucking up
Can anyone help me identify the manufacturer of this car
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Can anyone help me identify the manufacturer of this car
This is pure 'I saw the halloween costume posts and thought "how hard could it be"' energy
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This is pure 'I saw the halloween costume posts and thought "how hard could it be"' energy
There is no definition of the purity test just a demand(!) that you shouldn’t have one. Whatever it is. Don’t do it!
October 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There is no definition of the purity test just a demand(!) that you shouldn’t have one. Whatever it is. Don’t do it!
Was pretty good imo
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Was pretty good imo
Isn’t this mainly because after that successful season every other team started doing the same thing but the underlying issue still remained - the team had no money - and so they no longer had an advantage
October 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Isn’t this mainly because after that successful season every other team started doing the same thing but the underlying issue still remained - the team had no money - and so they no longer had an advantage
Didn’t realise that ‘being the most centrist’ was a competition one could win
October 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Didn’t realise that ‘being the most centrist’ was a competition one could win