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Rhosyn Goodfellow
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Author of queer sci-fi, fantasy, and romance. Secretly just a collection of loosely-related stories dressed up in a meat suit.

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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. NO CHEATING!
A flyer for an event, featuring a picture of Krampus. Krampusnacht Bremerton 2025. December 6, 2025. Downtown Bremerton. One Block from the ferry terminal. www.krampusbremerton.com. Be naughty in Bremerton.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I hope you feel better soon 🖤
A large, fluffy black dog lies on the carpet, chin propped up on one foreleg, looking at the camera through half-open eyes and a mop of shaggy fur
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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We've got wildfires in every direction and I haven't been able to breathe easily in two months, but we are getting some lovely sunsets
An orange and pink-streaked sky above a beach. In the distance, the outline of mountains is barely visible through clouds of smoke
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Antifa Terrorist
Julia Child holds up a single-layer cake with white frosting, decorated by thin slices of starfruit
September 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Oh, little chew toy, we're really in it now
A small, black dog lies on a brown blanket, his head pillowed on a well-chewed bone, looking very pensive
August 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Spouse just got some junk mail about "helping your child prepare for an Ivy League education," so now we're trying to figure out which of these goobers they think belongs at an Ivy
A very large black dog sleeps on a gray couch. Beside him, a tiny black dog gives the camera some serious side-eye
August 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

Yeah, okay, I'll take it
David Lynch in Twin Peaks saying, "Fix your hearts or die."
August 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Happy adoptiversary, Poe! I'm so glad this little goober decided I was his person when we went to the shelter to look at a different dog. (Other dog was adopted by another family while we were there)
A small black dog with some white on his belly and muzzle basks in the sun in a field of dandelions and dry grass
July 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Disaster Zone: Volcano in New York
An empty New York street with extremely janky CGI lava shooting up through two manholes
July 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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This is the least surprising test result I've gotten since my third ADHD diagnosis

www.idrlabs.com/jock-nerd-pr...
Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth test results: You are 96.4% Goth, 73.6% Nerd, placing you in the LARP category
July 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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A 3-panel scene from The Good Place. Michael stands next to Janet, looking flabbergasted as he speaks. The original subtitles are modified to read, "Tucker Carlson figured it out? Tucker Carlson? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
June 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Adding alt-text
Tweet from Cian Westmoreland: If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. There is support, you don't have to go through with it. Tel: 1-877-447-4487
June 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Happy #GlobalRunningDay to all my fellow Fives! Stay safe out there #ZombiesRun
Drawing of a man pointing a rifle at a zombie crawling toward him on a red background. Text reads: 3.98 km, 55:41 time, 13'59" pace, Training Mission 2: 5k
June 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Me in 30 years
"Sure Grandma" meme. A young white woman with dark hair is helping an elderly white woman walk with a walker. Top text reads, "We used to type words into a search engine and get back a list of web pages that contained those exact words." Bottom text reads, "Sure Grandma let's get you to bed."
May 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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HEY NOW HEY NOW NOW 🎵
SING THIS CORROSION TO ME 🎶
Julie Andrews with an acoustic guitar singing to a group of children on the mountainside in SOUND OF MUSIC
May 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Zuck: The average American has three friends.
Sir Didymus, Hoggle, and Ludo from the film Labyrinth
May 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Queen Gedren from the 1985 Red Sonja film decked out in her crown and gold mask, looking concerned
April 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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without downloading any new pics describe your gender with one image
A spindly, shadowy figure with long, stringy hair and glowing eyes peeks out from behind a tree in a swamp. Text reads, "hey i saw you from across the forest and love your vibe"
April 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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There is at least one thing 2025 has got going for it
Two panel meme. The top panel shows a woman looking disgusted next to the words "the bird app" and the Twitter logo. The bottom panel shows the same woman looking interested next to the words "the bird app" and the Finch logo.
April 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Without downloading new pictures, where are you mentally?
Cassandra from the TV show Kaos, mid-rant
March 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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I loved so many books as a kid (not much has changed!), but these are probably my top four #QueerPrompts
The Lost Princess of Oz by L. Frank Baum A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle The Wednesday Witch by Ruth Chew The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams, illustrated by William Nicholson
March 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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You think you've seen Michael Ironside chewing some scenery? Not if you haven't seen this gem. Featuring: "intestines" made of garden hose, a literal flaming skull bouncing across the ground, and physics so bad it makes Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull look scientifically rigorous
Poster for Disaster Zone: Volcano in New York
February 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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#QueerPrompts snippet: "love"
Monday morning dawned foggy and cold. Mom was fast asleep when I stopped by to grab clothes and my apron on my way to work. I set up the coffee maker for her before leaving to catch the bus. I wasn’t in the right frame of mind for witty notes, so I almost didn’t leave one at all, but at the last minute I dashed off a quick, Don’t work too hard. I love you. The stress was making me sappy.
February 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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#QueerPrompts Most days, Poppy sits next to whoever looks least likely to try to talk to her. Today, however...
I wrenched my eyes away from her face and shuffled to the back of the boarding line. As I tried to calm my sudden queasiness and racing heart as I dug out my bus pass. What was wrong with me? She was just another woman, and even though I still had that nagging sense of familiarity, I knew I’d never seen her before. There was no way I could have forgotten that face. Maybe that sense of familiarity was the problem. Like that thing where if a robot or doll looked too human, it was really creepy. The uncanny valley. Maybe it was like that with this woman, that she reminded me of someone and I couldn’t put my finger on who, so she was sort of in my own, personal uncanny valley of familiarity. No one else seemed bothered by her. I told myself that must be it, and by the time I handed my pass to the bus driver, my stomach had settled. Still, I chose a seat as far as I could from the strange woman, even though that put me next to The Old Lady Who Likes Fancy Hats and just a row behind Supermarket Tabloid Guy. I slouched low in my seat and braced myself for a full twenty-five minutes of the adventures of Mr. Fizzles.
February 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Okay, enough reality for today. It's comfort movie time. What's everyone else comfort watching tonight? #FilmSky
Photo of a television showing Drew Barrymore on the phone during the opening of Scream
February 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM