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i coined the owen wilson "waow"
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Me: so I got beaten and robbed the other day

Irish-American leftist: I know exactly what you mean, the British have been beating and robbing my people for the last 700 years
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
this is from a chat with a shopkeeper in a cool clothes shop where he only spoke japanese. he also asked me something and idk why but i went off on a tangent about languages
im realising that when people ask me where im from and i say ireland, they think of iceland -_-
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
im realising that when people ask me where im from and i say ireland, they think of iceland -_-
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
ive literally only ever seen femtanyl’s pfp as the dude from little big planet doing the nirvana baby pose, only now noticed it’s just an eye -_-
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
2am, just me and these 2 unmelted ice cubes in the elevator
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
needle in hand for an hour and a half and i couldnt do it… i need to either get an autoinjector or get pills
i genuinely hate how bad my injection phobia has gotten i literally cant take my hrt sometimes (and becoming more often) because i just cant mentally do it fuck me fml
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i genuinely hate how bad my injection phobia has gotten i literally cant take my hrt sometimes (and becoming more often) because i just cant mentally do it fuck me fml
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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i have BAD news
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
im pretty sure this is the game that oomf(s) goons to (based)
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 AM
i havent seen the first zootopia and forgot theyre making a second one, so i kinda just assumed this arcade was wildin
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
accidentally checked into a smoking room at this hotel this is not what i meant by “fag room”
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
hell yeah
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
the sleep was not sufficient (im on about 5 hours total in 48 hours, pulled an all nighter before leaving) and almost just fell asleep in the bath at the hotel
what i planned to do on my ~20 hours of flying:
- learn sdl
- work on some music
what i did:
- befriend an old french couple
- get body pains
- sleep for 30 mins at a time before being awoken again and again
- watch 2 hours of lord of the rings then get a headache
- did NOT learn sdl but tried
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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got tricked into spending 4 hours designing MERCH for a programming language that doesn't even exist. if people want this, i will sell it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
what i planned to do on my ~20 hours of flying:
- learn sdl
- work on some music
what i did:
- befriend an old french couple
- get body pains
- sleep for 30 mins at a time before being awoken again and again
- watch 2 hours of lord of the rings then get a headache
- did NOT learn sdl but tried
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
how i look at the people on the tarmac when my plane has the little tunnel thing
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
jane remover went fucking HARD
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
emo boy yaoi to goth girl yuri transition pipeline
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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obamna i think… i think im gay
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
get me two canoes and we’ll see what im really capable of
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM