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just chris
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not the brightest knife in the crayon box; i like pets, books, and puppets; i do not want to see any of you naked
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the "song of the summer" the year i was born was "the day the music died"
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
now, robert, we don't KNOW harrison ford is insane. he might just be a terrible pilot and menace to society.
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Reposted by just chris
Did TPUSA Halftime Show Hire Bots to Boost 5M Viewership? Empty Chat Fuels Speculations
Critics Question TPUSA Halftime View Count After Millions Watched but Chat Was Quiet
Turning Point USA's All‑American Halftime Show claimed 5 to 6.1 million live viewers online, but unusually quiet live chats and minimal engagement have led critics to believe they are bot‑inflated vie...
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
this one is from a michael hobbes post:

a head of cauliflower
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
i love the randomness of items amazon thinks we need by 4am
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM