California says Fuck Trump!

Saying a press conference involving Trump is an embarrassment is being redundant.

Hey, hungry 8-year-olds. Get off your lazy ass and get and after school job to pay for your food!

Price of eggs is irrelevant. Because I can't find any for sale.

Going to be hard to find money for North Carolina when California has to keep their taxes to fund their own disasters.

He's saying this in California where we would happily get rid of FEMA if we were selfish assholes who didn't give a shit about the rest of the country. Try this argument in Alabama and Mississippi though where they'll be more than happy to accept California money after their next hurricane.

Weird. I live in California, and I'm well insured. Could it be that the fucking moron doesn't know what he's talking about?

"Is it possible he's an idiot?" - That's a rhetorical question, right? Kind of like "does a bear shit in the woods?"

I don't disagree, but it's going to be tough to find those funds without California, New York, and Illinois.

Holy crap! I'm shocked! They failed to plan? No fucking way!

It's only been 4 days, and I think I've already exceeded by allotment of "fucking idiot" exclamations.