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Fix your hearts or die
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November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
it's so fucked up that you can only see two episodes of Pluribus right now...
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@alyankovic.bsky.social Hi Al! Big fan of yours ever since I was a kid. My friends and I have been workshopping a parody of "Wonderwall" where it's about getting killed by wolves.Would it be okay if I sent you what we had so far for input? Thanks!
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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low-information voter who thinks they just freed jared fogle
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Been playing a lot of Pokemon Legends Z-A and so last night I had a dream I was running around a wild zone teeming with pokemon but also Liv Agar was there
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Bella……
Lugosi’s…….
Dead……
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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reposting my old memes for my newer mahjong followers :>
September 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I like it when the protagonist of a game I'm playing knows more than they're letting on
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon
November 7, 2024 at 8:09 PM
BOSS: Why did you stay up all night long playing video games instead of sleeping?

ME:
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Bubsy 4 really innovates on the platformer genre by asking the question "what if you had three double jumps"
October 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What is it exactly do you think Smithers sees in Mr. Burns?
October 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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woke nietzsche: god is a dead woman
August 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Pannenkoek2012 and the rest of the talented people working on the A Button Challenge deserve a Nobel Prize in Mario
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
how come no matter how much weed I smoke I'm still hungry
October 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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I made a tool that lets you find the treasure in your computer.

It's called Windows Explorer 2

torcado.itch.io/windows-explorer-2
October 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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You can technically install Tinder on a Kindle but it's dangerous if you get a match
October 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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moon #moon
October 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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September 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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No Olde English is killing me 😭
October 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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lmao
the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded
October 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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smart guy in an rpg: hmm..
party member: what's wrong?
smart guy: it's nothing.
(20 hours later)
smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Great Bobby look here
September 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM