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What do you do when a random date from an app takes your keys when they leave?
No number or name to get ahold of them again?
Asking for a friend.
No number or name to get ahold of them again?
Asking for a friend.
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 AM
What do you do when a random date from an app takes your keys when they leave?
No number or name to get ahold of them again?
Asking for a friend.
No number or name to get ahold of them again?
Asking for a friend.
Remember, if officers don’t ID you allowed to treat them like a weirdo wearing a costume and can protect yourself
January 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Remember, if officers don’t ID you allowed to treat them like a weirdo wearing a costume and can protect yourself
If ICE doesn’t identify themselves as an officer without a face mask you are fully and legally allowed to protect yourself.
Even if a cop doesn’t ID you’re supposed to be able to treat them like a weirdo in a costume too.
Unless they state their name and badge, they are strangers.
Even if a cop doesn’t ID you’re supposed to be able to treat them like a weirdo in a costume too.
Unless they state their name and badge, they are strangers.
January 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
If ICE doesn’t identify themselves as an officer without a face mask you are fully and legally allowed to protect yourself.
Even if a cop doesn’t ID you’re supposed to be able to treat them like a weirdo in a costume too.
Unless they state their name and badge, they are strangers.
Even if a cop doesn’t ID you’re supposed to be able to treat them like a weirdo in a costume too.
Unless they state their name and badge, they are strangers.
Seems like I either get 0 napkins or 430 with my sausage McMuffin order.
January 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Seems like I either get 0 napkins or 430 with my sausage McMuffin order.
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Oh, I definitely will remember…
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Oh, I definitely will remember…
There’s nothing better than the feeling of calling a play on 2nd and 5
January 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
There’s nothing better than the feeling of calling a play on 2nd and 5
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Men are afraid women will laugh at them.
Women are afraid men will kill them.
Margaret Atwood
She laughed at him.
He killed her.
Then he called her a "f*ck*ng b*tch"
Women are afraid men will kill them.
Margaret Atwood
She laughed at him.
He killed her.
Then he called her a "f*ck*ng b*tch"
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Men are afraid women will laugh at them.
Women are afraid men will kill them.
Margaret Atwood
She laughed at him.
He killed her.
Then he called her a "f*ck*ng b*tch"
Women are afraid men will kill them.
Margaret Atwood
She laughed at him.
He killed her.
Then he called her a "f*ck*ng b*tch"
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January 10, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Only and unless a man with and ICE vest won’t ID: he’s a citizen attacking you if he won’t ID. You have to stand your ground
We should be ashamed and embarrassed to be a society in which people will willingingly, actively, point a loaded gun in the face of a fellow citizen.
A free society should be one where government employees don't put a gun to your face when you're exercising a core tenet of said society: free speech
A free society should be one where government employees don't put a gun to your face when you're exercising a core tenet of said society: free speech
January 10, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Only and unless a man with and ICE vest won’t ID: he’s a citizen attacking you if he won’t ID. You have to stand your ground
There’s three choices:
1Jerk
2Realize how happy you should be
3Go to Whole Foods
1Jerk
2Realize how happy you should be
3Go to Whole Foods
January 10, 2026 at 10:41 AM
There’s three choices:
1Jerk
2Realize how happy you should be
3Go to Whole Foods
1Jerk
2Realize how happy you should be
3Go to Whole Foods
How is it possible to hate the Netflix recreation company with goldin but it’s good. It’s like the cheese sauce on your “Antiques Road Show”’
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 AM
How is it possible to hate the Netflix recreation company with goldin but it’s good. It’s like the cheese sauce on your “Antiques Road Show”’
I, gonna go listen to Alan Watts again. I have an address
January 10, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I, gonna go listen to Alan Watts again. I have an address
Watching ads to seek pp and ass is such a long joke
January 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Watching ads to seek pp and ass is such a long joke
Anyone’s brain helps them thorough game, not faith. Faith means you need it
January 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Anyone’s brain helps them thorough game, not faith. Faith means you need it
Wait, am
I the only one?
I the only one?
January 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Wait, am
I the only one?
I the only one?
Yelling feels so good, what a good park
January 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Yelling feels so good, what a good park
@frengible.bsky.social wanna hang? Haha
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
@frengible.bsky.social wanna hang? Haha
You ever have a thing where you actually felt for a wall?
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
You ever have a thing where you actually felt for a wall?
There’s, literally no reason for an other Brownshirt crew, but guess what we got!? The answer is stupid + EVIL this combo has been stupidly since the beginning of history but for a huge historical essay on it is @pftompkins.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
There’s, literally no reason for an other Brownshirt crew, but guess what we got!? The answer is stupid + EVIL this combo has been stupidly since the beginning of history but for a huge historical essay on it is @pftompkins.bsky.social
I hate that PFT is my ghost on here. Not the good PFT, you know the one. He hits me and gets discreet; he’s a good verbal boxer haha
January 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I hate that PFT is my ghost on here. Not the good PFT, you know the one. He hits me and gets discreet; he’s a good verbal boxer haha
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Since no artists will willingly appear there
January 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Since no artists will willingly appear there