eyulia, sleaze dyke
banner
eyulia.bsky.social
eyulia, sleaze dyke
@eyulia.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ dogbot dykeing it up around london, she/her

v2.1

disciple of the church of john raveman
damn I gotta go bowling more often
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
holding a girl down and commanding her to try and get you off, put everything in to pushing me off and feasting on the fear blooming in her eyes as she realises the real disparity between us
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
girl who says it’s time for bed then gives me 20 back to back orgasms
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
popping open a hot one with the boys (chugging a lava lamp on acid)
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Reposted by eyulia, sleaze dyke
to me, dark type moves are just normal type.
this is just a glimpse into my sick and twisted mind
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
delaying the pain long enough talking about what you want to do to her till she reaches the point of begging you to stop talking and just fucking hit her already
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
in the bathroom scraping the violence out from under my nails
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
oh fuck i’m happy
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
girl named kat (short for mephedrone)
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
siscon who mishears the doctor through the sepsis induced delirium and goes into cardiac arrest
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
cw: inappropriate touching

downside of Fold last night, my worst yet for non-consensual touching

total count: 3
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
sitting down in the smoking area at fold and discussing what it means to be butch with a close butch friend and realising that apparently everyone has the same “do I really deserve this label” doubts really shifted some things around in my brain
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
oh fuck my body is actually destroyed
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
it’s pretty transmisogynist of you to imply marge simpson is clocky
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
in the club straight up casting spells
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by eyulia, sleaze dyke
impact sub at the blackjack table
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
oh shit I just realised i’m on a date mid-date and she did too
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
thinking of the cis girl I was flirting with a while back who asked me to describe my gender and when I told her I’m a dyke and asked her the same told me she’s a woman and hasn’t experienced gender confusion like other people

0/10 worst response possible when trying to bag a tranny
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Reposted by eyulia, sleaze dyke
Day 6 of submarine school. The entire class is being made to listen to cricket on the radio at 4am to ensure the success of the AUKUS agreement.

This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs.

F: BBA
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
“let this gentle-,,, person go first”

I think i’ve reached sufficient dykery that people are reading me in confusing ways
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Reposted by eyulia, sleaze dyke
My friend just told me that she thought that famous 40s cartoon horny wolf whistling at a table at one point put a gun to his head so for months she's been saying "I'm putting a gun in my mouth" to women who send her lewds.
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Reposted by eyulia, sleaze dyke
another awesome dwarf fortress post
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
stargate rewatch: s5e4

insane ending where the gang massacre like 40 people using heavy weaponry with no remorse then go home
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by eyulia, sleaze dyke
Cat Person - Page 18
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
slipping new noise by refused into the orgy playlist to give half the participants a heart attack mid-thrust
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM