eyulia, sleaze dyke
@eyulia.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ dogbot dykeing it up around london, she/her
v2.1
disciple of the church of john raveman
v2.1
disciple of the church of john raveman
in the bathroom scraping the violence out from under my nails
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
in the bathroom scraping the violence out from under my nails
oh fuck i’m happy
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
oh fuck i’m happy
girl named kat (short for mephedrone)
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
girl named kat (short for mephedrone)
siscon who mishears the doctor through the sepsis induced delirium and goes into cardiac arrest
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
siscon who mishears the doctor through the sepsis induced delirium and goes into cardiac arrest
cw: inappropriate touching
downside of Fold last night, my worst yet for non-consensual touching
total count: 3
downside of Fold last night, my worst yet for non-consensual touching
total count: 3
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
cw: inappropriate touching
downside of Fold last night, my worst yet for non-consensual touching
total count: 3
downside of Fold last night, my worst yet for non-consensual touching
total count: 3
sitting down in the smoking area at fold and discussing what it means to be butch with a close butch friend and realising that apparently everyone has the same “do I really deserve this label” doubts really shifted some things around in my brain
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
sitting down in the smoking area at fold and discussing what it means to be butch with a close butch friend and realising that apparently everyone has the same “do I really deserve this label” doubts really shifted some things around in my brain
oh fuck my body is actually destroyed
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
oh fuck my body is actually destroyed
it’s pretty transmisogynist of you to imply marge simpson is clocky
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
it’s pretty transmisogynist of you to imply marge simpson is clocky
in the club straight up casting spells
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
in the club straight up casting spells
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impact sub at the blackjack table
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
impact sub at the blackjack table
oh shit I just realised i’m on a date mid-date and she did too
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
oh shit I just realised i’m on a date mid-date and she did too
thinking of the cis girl I was flirting with a while back who asked me to describe my gender and when I told her I’m a dyke and asked her the same told me she’s a woman and hasn’t experienced gender confusion like other people
0/10 worst response possible when trying to bag a tranny
0/10 worst response possible when trying to bag a tranny
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
thinking of the cis girl I was flirting with a while back who asked me to describe my gender and when I told her I’m a dyke and asked her the same told me she’s a woman and hasn’t experienced gender confusion like other people
0/10 worst response possible when trying to bag a tranny
0/10 worst response possible when trying to bag a tranny
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Day 6 of submarine school. The entire class is being made to listen to cricket on the radio at 4am to ensure the success of the AUKUS agreement.
This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs.
F: BBA
This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs.
F: BBA
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Day 6 of submarine school. The entire class is being made to listen to cricket on the radio at 4am to ensure the success of the AUKUS agreement.
This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs.
F: BBA
This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs.
F: BBA
“let this gentle-,,, person go first”
I think i’ve reached sufficient dykery that people are reading me in confusing ways
I think i’ve reached sufficient dykery that people are reading me in confusing ways
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“let this gentle-,,, person go first”
I think i’ve reached sufficient dykery that people are reading me in confusing ways
I think i’ve reached sufficient dykery that people are reading me in confusing ways
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My friend just told me that she thought that famous 40s cartoon horny wolf whistling at a table at one point put a gun to his head so for months she's been saying "I'm putting a gun in my mouth" to women who send her lewds.
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
My friend just told me that she thought that famous 40s cartoon horny wolf whistling at a table at one point put a gun to his head so for months she's been saying "I'm putting a gun in my mouth" to women who send her lewds.
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another awesome dwarf fortress post
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
another awesome dwarf fortress post
stargate rewatch: s5e4
insane ending where the gang massacre like 40 people using heavy weaponry with no remorse then go home
insane ending where the gang massacre like 40 people using heavy weaponry with no remorse then go home
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
stargate rewatch: s5e4
insane ending where the gang massacre like 40 people using heavy weaponry with no remorse then go home
insane ending where the gang massacre like 40 people using heavy weaponry with no remorse then go home
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Cat Person - Page 18
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Cat Person - Page 18
slipping new noise by refused into the orgy playlist to give half the participants a heart attack mid-thrust
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
slipping new noise by refused into the orgy playlist to give half the participants a heart attack mid-thrust
I am fucking exhausted
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I am fucking exhausted
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ordered the TOUGH DINNER. waiter brought out a cold can of beans, no can opener. struggled with it for a minute and could see my date holding back laughter so i mumbled something about having sweaty palms and went to the bathroom to compose myself. came out five minutes later and she was gone.
sat down at a restaurant and the only options on the menu are "DINNER" and "TOUGH DINNER." not sure what to order. trying to impress my date. thoughts?
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
ordered the TOUGH DINNER. waiter brought out a cold can of beans, no can opener. struggled with it for a minute and could see my date holding back laughter so i mumbled something about having sweaty palms and went to the bathroom to compose myself. came out five minutes later and she was gone.
anti-anxiety medication my beloved
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
anti-anxiety medication my beloved
it’s not of me but it is a photo I took ten years ago
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
it’s not of me but it is a photo I took ten years ago
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Hi all! I am working on making a document on the basics of kink communication. Consent, Negotiation, and Aftercare being the focus.
I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help!
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I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help!
Please repost for visibility
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November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hi all! I am working on making a document on the basics of kink communication. Consent, Negotiation, and Aftercare being the focus.
I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help!
Please repost for visibility
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I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help!
Please repost for visibility
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are wario and waluigi scouse coded and essex coded respectively?
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
are wario and waluigi scouse coded and essex coded respectively?