Expittriate
@expittriate.bsky.social
Graduated in the top 100% of my class
Maybe we need a few more hospitals and a few less cops. Just a thought
Mt. Oliver. Brownsville Road - Mt. Oliver PD station. PD said a lady walked into the police station and went into labor. PD helped deliver a new baby.
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Maybe we need a few more hospitals and a few less cops. Just a thought
This is just an absurd lie. These fucks can’t keep themselves from making up comically stupid numbers that a 4 year old would realize isn’t true
Tom Homan is given free rein to just say stuff on Fox & Friends: "President Trump has already found 145,000 children. In Minnesota alone, only 33,000 missing children we found that the last administration wasn't even looking for."
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
This is just an absurd lie. These fucks can’t keep themselves from making up comically stupid numbers that a 4 year old would realize isn’t true
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I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
I’m proud my school is on this list - did my best to make it a liberal hellhole!
New: Military officers could soon find dozens of top colleges and universities across the US (list in replies) abruptly off limits for tuition assistance as part of Hegseth’s campaign against schools he describes as being biased against the US military
www.cnn.com/2026/02/13/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/02/13/p...
Pentagon may bar tuition aid for top universities in Hegseth’s crackdown on ‘biased’ schools | CNN Politics
Military officers could soon find dozens of top colleges and universities across the United States abruptly off limits for tuition assistance as part of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s campaign again...
www.cnn.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I’m proud my school is on this list - did my best to make it a liberal hellhole!
And Tom Wilson has a terrible turnover
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
And Tom Wilson has a terrible turnover
Oh good - the dignity of our political system will finally be restored.
Stephen A. Smith tells CBS News’s Robert Costa that he is moving closer to a 2028 Presidential campaign, in an interview to air Sunday.
February 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Oh good - the dignity of our political system will finally be restored.
4 times a week we get this same story
BREAKING: DOJ moves to drop criminal charges in alleged shovel/broom attack in Minneapolis that led ICE to open fire. "Newly discovered evidence in this matter is materially inconsistent with the allegations in the Complaint Affidavit," prosecutors say. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
February 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
4 times a week we get this same story
Same
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Same
A 16 square mile power plant? Huh
Trump: "I'm letting everybody that builds a plant build their own electric plant. So they're building a massive plant that's 4 miles long by 4 miles wide, and I'm letting them build electric plants. Some are nuclear, some are oil and gas, some are coal as a backup just in case."
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
A 16 square mile power plant? Huh
The Canadians are an absolute mess in the first period. Wow
February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The Canadians are an absolute mess in the first period. Wow
We’re always told that guys like this make insane money because they are so smart and capable. This guy is an absolute blockhead
KENNEDY: The Census Bureau is under your jurisdiction & responsible for defining what it means to be poor, is that right?
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
We’re always told that guys like this make insane money because they are so smart and capable. This guy is an absolute blockhead
Neil O’Donnell, good news. The most inaccurate interception in Super Bowl history is no longer yours
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Neil O’Donnell, good news. The most inaccurate interception in Super Bowl history is no longer yours
They should’ve just put on the ‘Up With People’ halftime shows from the 80s so he could not be agitated
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
They should’ve just put on the ‘Up With People’ halftime shows from the 80s so he could not be agitated
Every racist in America right now
a cartoon character with an angry look on his face has the hashtag freetopsticker on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character with an angry look on his face has the hashtag freetopsticker on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Every racist in America right now
Awesome
February 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Awesome
The Panthers are the fucking worst
Insane fight between the Panthers and Lightning in the NHL.
155 minutes in penalties and the coach Paul Maurice was tossed.
Video is nearly 3 minutes long.
155 minutes in penalties and the coach Paul Maurice was tossed.
Video is nearly 3 minutes long.
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
The Panthers are the fucking worst
“My supporters are giant hypocrites!!”
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast on himself: "He may not have ever read the Bible, but he will be a much stronger messenger for us"
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
“My supporters are giant hypocrites!!”
I’m so tired
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "I don't know how a person of faith can vote for a Democrat. I really don't. *crowd groans* I know we have some here today. I don't know why they're here, because they certainly don't give us their vote ... they cheat."
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I’m so tired
It’s literally a direct quote from the worst episode of the Sopranos
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It’s literally a direct quote from the worst episode of the Sopranos
‘We Built This City’ is horrendous. ‘Wonderful Christmastime’ is a war crime.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
‘We Built This City’ is horrendous. ‘Wonderful Christmastime’ is a war crime.
Downtown DC has been insanely safe for decades but the area by the White House has never been dangerous. Ever
Trump says he's made it possible for people to "walk to the White House instead of getting into an Uber and getting mugged even as the Uber progresses"
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Downtown DC has been insanely safe for decades but the area by the White House has never been dangerous. Ever
If I had a bruise, I might not be able to even WATCH her compete. Man is she tough
BREAKING: Lindsey Vonn says she ruptured her ACL but will still compete at the Milan Cortina Olympics.
Lindsey Vonn will compete in Winter Olympics despite ruptured ACL
The American was skiing in the downhill event at the Alpine Ski World Cup in Crans-Montana, Switzerland on Friday when she lost control coming out of a jump.
nbcnews.to
February 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
If I had a bruise, I might not be able to even WATCH her compete. Man is she tough
Fucking outrageous
This is absolutely insane: DHS claims the right to subpoena your emails and to send investigators to your house. In this case, because a retiree sent the mildest possible criticism to a prosecutor. No judges involved.
www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
Homeland Security is targeting Americans with this secretive legal weapon
Under Trump, the Department of Homeland Security has weaponized administrative subpoenas to attack free speech, according to privacy and civil rights groups.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Fucking outrageous