Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat
@expatrob462.bsky.social
I'm *a* Rob. I'm not *THE* Rob.
I don't think...
I don't think...
Twizzlers are wax garbage.
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Twizzlers are wax garbage.
So.
It has come to this.
It has come to this.
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So.
It has come to this.
It has come to this.
There are literally 10k+ pics of cats in shoes.
I'm horrible at being a helper
I'm horrible at being a helper
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
There are literally 10k+ pics of cats in shoes.
I'm horrible at being a helper
I'm horrible at being a helper
I'm not so distanced I can't ever imagine myself being back.
If that makes any sense.
Don't be envious. I've lost my home.
Be furious
If that makes any sense.
Don't be envious. I've lost my home.
Be furious
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm not so distanced I can't ever imagine myself being back.
If that makes any sense.
Don't be envious. I've lost my home.
Be furious
If that makes any sense.
Don't be envious. I've lost my home.
Be furious
You just outdid I "Idiocracy" without realizing it.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You just outdid I "Idiocracy" without realizing it.
Okay.
What's on your mind, dear?
That's a lot to process.
What's on your mind, dear?
That's a lot to process.
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Okay.
What's on your mind, dear?
That's a lot to process.
What's on your mind, dear?
That's a lot to process.
You might be an orphan.
You cannot give a recipe for "porridge" or "gruel"
You cannot give a recipe for "porridge" or "gruel"
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You might be an orphan.
You cannot give a recipe for "porridge" or "gruel"
You cannot give a recipe for "porridge" or "gruel"
Spiders are cool under most circumstances.
But yeah, I understand.
I killed a rooster once. He had it coming.
But yeah, I understand.
I killed a rooster once. He had it coming.
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Spiders are cool under most circumstances.
But yeah, I understand.
I killed a rooster once. He had it coming.
But yeah, I understand.
I killed a rooster once. He had it coming.
You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Stop tying a four-in-hand knot and learn a proper single Windsor.
Damn.
I have to be the grown up in the room?
Damn.
I have to be the grown up in the room?
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Stop tying a four-in-hand knot and learn a proper single Windsor.
Damn.
I have to be the grown up in the room?
Damn.
I have to be the grown up in the room?
Please don't run for President.
I appreciate you.
You have too much baggage. Please don't.
I appreciate you.
You have too much baggage. Please don't.
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Please don't run for President.
I appreciate you.
You have too much baggage. Please don't.
I appreciate you.
You have too much baggage. Please don't.
Cool.
Do you happen to know anyone in some position to help?
Because I'm pretty sure most of us would appreciate it.
Thanks.
Do you happen to know anyone in some position to help?
Because I'm pretty sure most of us would appreciate it.
Thanks.
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Cool.
Do you happen to know anyone in some position to help?
Because I'm pretty sure most of us would appreciate it.
Thanks.
Do you happen to know anyone in some position to help?
Because I'm pretty sure most of us would appreciate it.
Thanks.
My mind is weird.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My mind is weird.
Do you ever find it weird that you're older than these dipshits holding the levers of our government?
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Do you ever find it weird that you're older than these dipshits holding the levers of our government?