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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat
@expatrob462.bsky.social
I'm *a* Rob. I'm not *THE* Rob.

I don't think...
Twizzlers are wax garbage.
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
So.

It has come to this.
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
There are literally 10k+ pics of cats in shoes.

I'm horrible at being a helper
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm not so distanced I can't ever imagine myself being back.

If that makes any sense.

Don't be envious. I've lost my home.

Be furious
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You just outdid I "Idiocracy" without realizing it.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Okay.
What's on your mind, dear?

That's a lot to process.
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
You might be an orphan.

You cannot give a recipe for "porridge" or "gruel"
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Spiders are cool under most circumstances.

But yeah, I understand.

I killed a rooster once. He had it coming.
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Stop tying a four-in-hand knot and learn a proper single Windsor.

Damn.

I have to be the grown up in the room?
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Please don't run for President.

I appreciate you.
You have too much baggage. Please don't.
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Cool.

Do you happen to know anyone in some position to help?

Because I'm pretty sure most of us would appreciate it.

Thanks.
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My mind is weird.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Do you ever find it weird that you're older than these dipshits holding the levers of our government?
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM