Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat
@expatrob462.bsky.social
I'm *a* Rob. I'm not *THE* Rob.
I don't think...
I don't think...
Pinned
I am "Goonies," "Short Circuit," and the BMX movie "RAD" years old.
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Don’t delude yourself. Even if the Epstein files get released today, Trump’s not leaving office.
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Don’t delude yourself. Even if the Epstein files get released today, Trump’s not leaving office.
I have today off
Tomorrow I work again
This is all bullshit
Tomorrow I work again
This is all bullshit
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I have today off
Tomorrow I work again
This is all bullshit
Tomorrow I work again
This is all bullshit
Under the right circumstances, I would curl up in someone's lap and sleep peacefully.
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Under the right circumstances, I would curl up in someone's lap and sleep peacefully.
I would pay $5,400 if I could put a pebble in his shoe .
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I would pay $5,400 if I could put a pebble in his shoe .
It is SO COLD right now
Honest question. Because I don't actually know.
Why in the hell don't like 98% of people live within like +/ - 5 degrees of latitude?
Honest question. Because I don't actually know.
Why in the hell don't like 98% of people live within like +/ - 5 degrees of latitude?
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It is SO COLD right now
Honest question. Because I don't actually know.
Why in the hell don't like 98% of people live within like +/ - 5 degrees of latitude?
Honest question. Because I don't actually know.
Why in the hell don't like 98% of people live within like +/ - 5 degrees of latitude?
I'm not going to make any friends here. But holy shit would you please crash the market already?
Over a year now I've been waiting for the market to tank.
*dons helmet*;
Hit something hard. I don't want to limp away from this piece of shit.
Over a year now I've been waiting for the market to tank.
*dons helmet*;
Hit something hard. I don't want to limp away from this piece of shit.
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm not going to make any friends here. But holy shit would you please crash the market already?
Over a year now I've been waiting for the market to tank.
*dons helmet*;
Hit something hard. I don't want to limp away from this piece of shit.
Over a year now I've been waiting for the market to tank.
*dons helmet*;
Hit something hard. I don't want to limp away from this piece of shit.
Wait , chocolate milk DOESN'T come from brown cows?
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Wait , chocolate milk DOESN'T come from brown cows?
Fivel from "The American Tail" thought the streets were paved with cheese.
Sorry, man.
We can't even cover 80 year old diabetics.
Sorry, man.
We can't even cover 80 year old diabetics.
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Fivel from "The American Tail" thought the streets were paved with cheese.
Sorry, man.
We can't even cover 80 year old diabetics.
Sorry, man.
We can't even cover 80 year old diabetics.
You all wanted to be Sean Astin.
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You all wanted to be Sean Astin.
If I were to time-travel back in time to like the 1600s? I probably couldn't help out at all. Like, "here's how an internal combustion engine works" but they'd have no idea what 88 octane fuel is.
I could probably make a better mop or something. Maybe.
I could probably make a better mop or something. Maybe.
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If I were to time-travel back in time to like the 1600s? I probably couldn't help out at all. Like, "here's how an internal combustion engine works" but they'd have no idea what 88 octane fuel is.
I could probably make a better mop or something. Maybe.
I could probably make a better mop or something. Maybe.
I'm young enough to not know what the hell a roller skate key is.
But old enough to know they were a thing.
But old enough to know they were a thing.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'm young enough to not know what the hell a roller skate key is.
But old enough to know they were a thing.
But old enough to know they were a thing.
I'm actively trying to not post anything negative tonight.
Okay, so no sports stuff.
No, like, politics.
Everyone is a jerk when I mention circus peanuts.
I dunno. Are snails just slugs that found affordable housing?
Okay, so no sports stuff.
No, like, politics.
Everyone is a jerk when I mention circus peanuts.
I dunno. Are snails just slugs that found affordable housing?
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm actively trying to not post anything negative tonight.
Okay, so no sports stuff.
No, like, politics.
Everyone is a jerk when I mention circus peanuts.
I dunno. Are snails just slugs that found affordable housing?
Okay, so no sports stuff.
No, like, politics.
Everyone is a jerk when I mention circus peanuts.
I dunno. Are snails just slugs that found affordable housing?
Think I'm gonna head to Frankfurt for a few days.
I really need to fatten up for the winter.
I really need to fatten up for the winter.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Think I'm gonna head to Frankfurt for a few days.
I really need to fatten up for the winter.
I really need to fatten up for the winter.
It was probably *does mental math* like 18 years ago?
I bought my eldest niece several of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" books. And she LOVED them. We spent some of the limited time we've shared having fun with them.
So if you're buying a gift for a kid? You can't go wrong.
I bought my eldest niece several of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" books. And she LOVED them. We spent some of the limited time we've shared having fun with them.
So if you're buying a gift for a kid? You can't go wrong.
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It was probably *does mental math* like 18 years ago?
I bought my eldest niece several of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" books. And she LOVED them. We spent some of the limited time we've shared having fun with them.
So if you're buying a gift for a kid? You can't go wrong.
I bought my eldest niece several of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" books. And she LOVED them. We spent some of the limited time we've shared having fun with them.
So if you're buying a gift for a kid? You can't go wrong.
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Trump and his supporters hate democracy and free speech
By fighting free speech in the US and empowering authoritarian regimes around the world, Donald Trump is the biggest threat to free speech in history.
Anyone who supports him hates free speech
Anyone who supports him hates free speech
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Trump and his supporters hate democracy and free speech
🎶 just gift your drum to him
Ba rum pu pum pumm 🎵
Ba rum pu pum pumm 🎵
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
🎶 just gift your drum to him
Ba rum pu pum pumm 🎵
Ba rum pu pum pumm 🎵
I've had a pretty crappy few weeks at work.
But not like, front page of newspapers type crappy weeks at work.
So I have that going for me.
But not like, front page of newspapers type crappy weeks at work.
So I have that going for me.
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I've had a pretty crappy few weeks at work.
But not like, front page of newspapers type crappy weeks at work.
So I have that going for me.
But not like, front page of newspapers type crappy weeks at work.
So I have that going for me.
If you're within 0.5 miles of a convenience store that sells hot dogs on a roller and you're not currently eating a hot dog?
That's a "you" decision.
That's on you.
That's a "you" decision.
That's on you.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you're within 0.5 miles of a convenience store that sells hot dogs on a roller and you're not currently eating a hot dog?
That's a "you" decision.
That's on you.
That's a "you" decision.
That's on you.
Man, 46 years old is a strange time to come to grips with the fact you enjoy hot chocolate more than coffee.
Everyone talks about how much they need coffee, how important it is to their basic daily functions.
"Don't talk to me before I've had coffee" cunts.
Try a hot chocolate in the morning.
Everyone talks about how much they need coffee, how important it is to their basic daily functions.
"Don't talk to me before I've had coffee" cunts.
Try a hot chocolate in the morning.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Man, 46 years old is a strange time to come to grips with the fact you enjoy hot chocolate more than coffee.
Everyone talks about how much they need coffee, how important it is to their basic daily functions.
"Don't talk to me before I've had coffee" cunts.
Try a hot chocolate in the morning.
Everyone talks about how much they need coffee, how important it is to their basic daily functions.
"Don't talk to me before I've had coffee" cunts.
Try a hot chocolate in the morning.
There's a woman on France24 who is really rocking her inner Gotye.
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There's a woman on France24 who is really rocking her inner Gotye.
I'm not going to lie to a single one of you here.
Don't judge me.
If I could make like $27 million in 5 years and get a pension and world-class healthcare?
Not one of you would hear a damn thing from my fat ass from now until eternity.
Don't judge me.
If I could make like $27 million in 5 years and get a pension and world-class healthcare?
Not one of you would hear a damn thing from my fat ass from now until eternity.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm not going to lie to a single one of you here.
Don't judge me.
If I could make like $27 million in 5 years and get a pension and world-class healthcare?
Not one of you would hear a damn thing from my fat ass from now until eternity.
Don't judge me.
If I could make like $27 million in 5 years and get a pension and world-class healthcare?
Not one of you would hear a damn thing from my fat ass from now until eternity.
Your Dad and his drinking buddys used to rock this cassette every time they had a weekend cookout drinking beer, loudly singing along.
youtu.be/bCQ-GjHfbYw?...
What the hell happened?
youtu.be/bCQ-GjHfbYw?...
What the hell happened?
Neil Diamond America Video with Lyrics
YouTube video by Courtney S
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Your Dad and his drinking buddys used to rock this cassette every time they had a weekend cookout drinking beer, loudly singing along.
youtu.be/bCQ-GjHfbYw?...
What the hell happened?
youtu.be/bCQ-GjHfbYw?...
What the hell happened?
What the hell happened?
I try, but I can't fully wrap my head around, I dunno? Things? Life?
What the hell are we doing?
I try, but I can't fully wrap my head around, I dunno? Things? Life?
What the hell are we doing?
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What the hell happened?
I try, but I can't fully wrap my head around, I dunno? Things? Life?
What the hell are we doing?
I try, but I can't fully wrap my head around, I dunno? Things? Life?
What the hell are we doing?