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@existentialcat.bsky.social
Tiktok keeps removing all my funniest comments because they’re cowards
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Back in a hospital bed after getting a second appendectomy. Didn’t think people could get two appendectomy’s in six months? Neither did I!
January 23, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Its been a wild month but somehow the fascist hits keep coming. We’re not at history erasure.
January 23, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Seriously after catching up on Absolute Superman I think DC should just shift their entire focus to the Absolute universe and Crisis crash everything else and continue from there. These books all feel more right for the current time and place than any of the ongoing DC books.
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Just a heads up for any fellow Australians thinking of buying anything from Temple and Webster. Don’t do it. They’re so shit. Just go to Ikea.
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Am I crazy or is this cover art just absolutely awful.

So much great imagery in this film, and that incredible movie poster (why didn’t they just use that) and then for the 4k we get this so bad it might be AI cover??
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Go through this entire thread and read the alt text to make your day better.
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
January 17, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Just thinking out loud but we’re going to kick the americans out of Pine Gap and shut it down right?

Like there’s absolutely no way we can trust them as an ally.
January 16, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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over the course of 1871, congress held seven months of hearings on ku klux klan and other white vigilante violence in the south, they took detailed testimony from hundreds of black men and women attesting to klan terror. (1/?)
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I try to have hope for humanity but the top ten most listened podcasts on spotify shakes me really bad.
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I hope the main takeaway from #ConformityGate is how both convincing and dangerous echo chambers and social media can be today.

It won’t be but I can hope.
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Not sure whats happened to reddit but I just hopped on for the first time in a few weeks and my feed is absolutely rotten with far right and alt right meme subreddits as ‘recommended for me’.

Literally just use reddit for video games info and tech support and barely comment on anything.
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 AM
First week back after xmas break at my office job and I feel like I’m trapped in a David Lynch movie. I can see one other person at a desk and someone is either vomiting or just spitting loudly in the bathroom.
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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This one is resonating today. #Andor
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Washing down my antibiotic with a probiotic to keep optimum levels of biotic.
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
In bed with a glass of amaretto with ice for the stroke of midnight.

Happy new year world. Fingers tightly crossed for 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Big ‘week between christmas and new years’ energy from this pair of freeloaders
December 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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This was the very first dive I watched & honestly can you blame me for being hooked after that? The 1 & only time I've seen a living whale on a ROV dive & wow have I gotten to see some amazing stuff since then! Still waiting for whale # 2. From @nautiluslive.org #MarineLife
youtu.be/SkBpummjR5I?...
Rare Sperm Whale Encounter with ROV | Nautilus Live
YouTube video by EVNautilus
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When someone tells me their naturopath said they have leaky gut
December 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Please share widely. The SMH took it down after complaints by the AJA.

open.substack.com/pub/deepcutn... ... ppl who had never met a Muslim
Ahmed Ouf: I went to Bondi and hugged people who'd never spoken to a Muslim before
Read Cumberland councillor's deleted opinion piece for the Sydney Morning Herald
open.substack.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yippy kay yay merry christmasers. 🎄🎅
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I must have seen Die Hard a million times in my 46 years, but every time he says ‘Hans… boobie…’ I always laugh.
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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I'm glad you asked!

docseuss.medium.com/lore-is-a-tr...

(also if anyone reads this essay and likes it, I'd like to pay my internet bill and buy some food, so tips would be appreciated)
December 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My beautiful and perfect wife: the kettle went off five minutes ago, too cold for tea now, reheat it for my cup.

Also her for some reason: let the toast get cold so the butter doesn’t melt on it.

She contains multitudes.
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Still one of the unmatched greatest glow ups of all time
December 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM