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Your co-conspirator and gonzo journalist.
Here to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
Reporting from occupied Timucua land.

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Existential Nomad (n.d.p.) ™️ @existential-nomad.bsky.social · 2d
🚨ALERT🚨
The boots are on the ground. Operation Tidal Wave has hit Central Florida with ICE checkpoints from Kissimmee to Deland. Know your rights: don't open the door without a judicial warrant and stay silent. Protect the community. ✊🏴
#KnowYourRights #Orlando #Florida #ICEOut #OperationTidalWave
Under The Boot
Operation Tidal Wave: The ICE Gestapo Hits Central Florida
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🚨ALERT🚨
The boots are on the ground. Operation Tidal Wave has hit Central Florida with ICE checkpoints from Kissimmee to Deland. Know your rights: don't open the door without a judicial warrant and stay silent. Protect the community. ✊🏴
#KnowYourRights #Orlando #Florida #ICEOut #OperationTidalWave
Under The Boot
Operation Tidal Wave: The ICE Gestapo Hits Central Florida
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January 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Calling them "Gestapo" still gives the average American a psychological out; it frames the cruelty as a European import rather than a home-grown product. It allows them to pretend this is a temporary fever instead of the baseline.

#ICE #FuckICE #Gestapo
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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It’s been a heavy week of reckoning over at the Nomad Files.

Here is the lineup:

1. The End of the Immunity

2. The American Gestapo

3. When the Violence Hits Home

4. Selective Silence

5. The Price of No Oversight
Nomad Files | Existential Nomad | Substack
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January 14, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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The armor is cracking. My latest for Nomad Files: "The End of the Immunity."

A look at years of ICE’s fear-based tactics and the realization that whiteness is not a permanent force field against a fascist agenda.

It’s time for visceral solidarity.

#NomadFiles #Politics #Solidarity #AntiFascism
The End of the Immunity
When the Tools of Control Stop Ignoring You.
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January 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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ICE is door-to-door in St. Paul without warrants. I’m calling them what they are: The American Gestapo. We aren't afraid & we will fight you every step of the way.

Read my full retort on Substack:

open.substack.com/pub/existent...

#StopTheSurge #TheLessonNotLearned #ICEGestapo #StPaulMN
The image is a composite graphic promoting a Substack article titled "The American Gestapo" from the Nomad Files. The visual elements of the graphic include: Header Section: A dark brown header contains the title in white serif font, followed by the URL EXISTENTIALNOMADNDP.SUBSTACK.COM and the text "Nomad Files." Main Imagery: The lower half of the image features a stylized depiction of a law enforcement officer from behind. The officer is wearing a dark uniform with a red armband that has "ICE" printed in a white circle—a visual reference to Nazi-era armbands. The back of the uniform also displays "POLICE ICE" in large white lettering. Textual Content: To the right of the officer, bold black text on a light background reads: "REAL PATRIOTS DON'T JOIN THE GESTAPO —THEY STOP THEM." The image is designed to evoke historical parallels between contemporary immigration enforcement and the Nazi secret police. This rhetoric has intensified following recent events in Minnesota, specifically Operation Metro Surge, which involved roughly 2,000 federal agents in the Twin Cities. The surge was marked by the killing of Renee Good, a 37-year-old legal observer who was fatally shot by an ICE agent in Minneapolis on January 7, 2026.
January 14, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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2025

thirty-two are gone /
dead in cages out of sight /
neglect is the blade

#FuckICE #haiku #ExistentialNomad
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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Renee Gold

cold january /
wheels turned away from the threat /
one shot breaks the air

#FuckICE #haiku #ExistentialNomad
January 10, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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It’s intellectually lazy to act like Renee Green’s murder is “unprecedented.” We only know her name because she looks like the people pulling the trigger.

#ICE #FuckICE #Bias #TheNomadFiles #ExistentialNomad
When the Violence Hits Home
Confronting the racial bias of liberal outrage.
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January 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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A BIPOC creator I follow pointed out something that hit like a concussion: ​If it took a white woman being killed by the Gestapo to make you notice the 300,000 people snatched this year, fine—show up. But demand abolition, not reform.

#AbolishICE #FuckICE
Selective Silence
If it took the murder of Renee Good for you to get angry, you haven't been paying attention.
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January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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By 2026, the mask of democracy has fallen, revealing a corporate autocracy. This critique examines how the system uses identity politics to fuel horizontal fighting while the billionaire class hoards the wealth.

#ExistentialNomad #TheNomadFiles #Anarchism #ClassWar
An Anarchist Critique of the U.S.A.
​Why true liberation requires the abolition of the State, not just reform.
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January 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Is the cinematic idea of "Revolution" actually a trap? The latest from The Nomad Files explores why radical fantasies might be distracting us from the real work of dismantling state control.

​ #politics #ExistentialNomad #TheNomadFiles #Revolution
The Revolution Delusion
The logistical reality of why white America isn't ready for collapse.
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January 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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New on The Nomad Files:

1. ​The myth of federal immunity & Renee Good’s execution.

​2. An Anarchist Critique of the U.S.A.

​3. The Revolution Delusion

​From police oversight to anarchist critiques, catch up on the latest articles here:

#ExistentialNomad #TheNomadFiles
Nomad Files | Existential Nomad | Substack
The Nomad Files is a dispatch from the blurry edges of a society tearing itself apart. I'm the Existential Nomad, your co-conspirator and gonzo journalist for this alternate apocalyptic timeline. Clic...
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January 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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The video doesn’t lie—even if politicians do. The latest from The Nomad Files deconstructs the execution of Renee Good and the myth of federal immunity. Federal agents aren't above the law. It's time for accountability.

​Read:
​The Price of no Oversight
The Myth of Federal Immunity and the Execution of Renee Good
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January 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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New Year, New Rules. 🚫🙅‍♂️ #ModernProverbs #ChaosEnergy #NoFilter #DontBeACunt #ExistentialNomad
An image featuring a collage of various stickers and graphics with a counterculture and irreverent theme. ​At the top left, the numbers "4:20" are written in a green, textured font, positioned next to a cartoon illustration of a clear bag filled with green cannabis. Below this, a depiction of Jesus Christ in traditional red and blue robes is shown performing a "facepalm" gesture. A speech bubble next to him reads, "OMG YOU GUYS THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID." ​To the left of the center is a caricature of the character Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty, depicted with marijuana leaves for hair and a joint in his mouth. In the center, a large yellow and red sticker in a retro, bubbly font reads, "Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler!" (Let the good times roll). ​At the bottom, the popular phrase "Live Laugh Love" is printed in a serif font but is crossed out with a thick red line. Below it, the text "DON'T BE A CUNT" is written in bold, black capital letters, followed by a small superscript number "47". The entire collage is set against a plain white background.
December 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Imma need somebody, anybody, to splain to me how calling what the Israeli government is doing, we can see it with our own eyes, antisemitic??

I'll wait...

#Colonialism #Genocide
December 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Saturday night essentials. 🎄

Proud to report this is only my second quart of the season. It’s the little victories.

Look at me exercising restraint. We're midway through December and I'm only now cracking this open. 🎅🫡
​
#EggNog #Cannabis #ExistentialNomad
A high-angle, close-up shot captures a cluttered, round yellow side table illuminated by warm lamp light. In the center stands a quart-sized plastic bottle of T.G. Lee Eggnog, shrink-wrapped with a festive graphic of Santa Claus’s face, where the red top of the bottle forms his hat and the label below features his white beard. The white cap is stamped with an expiration date of "DEC 30." ​scattered around the eggnog are several personal items: ​Foreground: A glass hand pipe with red and blue swirl patterns sits next to a black lighter featuring a green line-art illustration of a frog. ​Right Side: A rugged black protective case for wireless earbuds rests near the edge. Behind it, a miniature orange plastic milk crate holds a teal cylindrical vape battery and sits inside a white wire mesh tray. ​Left Side: A black cylindrical container (or lamp base) is covered in stickers, including a "THC" parody sticker resembling Colonel Sanders and a fuel gauge reading "Empty." A silver metal herb grinder and a small round tin are tucked behind the pipe. A white power strip is visible on the far left edge. ​In the background, a dark wooden dresser with ornate, vintage metal handles stands against a dark wall. To the left, a lamp with a coarse, tan burlap-textured shade hangs over the scene, next to a wall tapestry featuring a blue and white Celtic knot design.
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Situation Report: The eggnog is fortified, the tree is secured, and we are holding the line. 🎄🪖

​Sending transmission from the trenches of the holiday season. Stay frosty out there, nomads.

#WarOnChristmas #FrontLines #TacticalSanta #BeardGame #HolidayOps #HappyHolidays #ExistentialNomad
A stylized, circular graphic featuring a rugged man with a thick orange beard decorated with hanging Christmas ornaments and bells. He is wearing black sunglasses, a tactical headset, and a Santa hat. Behind him is a snowy cityscape. Large text overlays read "EXISTENTIAL NOMAD TM," followed by "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" in red and green, and "(FROM THE 'WAR ON CHRISTMAS' FRONT LINES)" at the bottom.
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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If you're a straight white man, literally nobody is trying to oppress you.

#WhiteMan
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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The fear of palindromes is called aibohphobia.

A fucken Palindrome!!

#english
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Re-Arranged my space, for better work life balance...lol
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Question:

Do you:

Sock, shoe, sock, shoe..

Or

Sock, sock, shoe, shoe, like a psychopath??
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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🚨🚨ICE Alert🚨🚨

Seen in the vicinity of Westmonte Recreation Center. At least 3 unmarked SUVs filled with covered faced coward Gestapo.

Also multiple fourth Reich sympathizers and collaborators driving around on/in Altamonte City Prowlers, Harleys, and whirly birds.

#ICE #CentralFlorida #ICEalert
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Recently I have read, watched, or both of the following in no particular order. Just listing as my ADHD brain spits it out.

Soylent Green
1984
Communist Manifesto
Romper Stomper
Valkylrie
Inglorious Basterds
I left my heart at little big horn

We're fucked...
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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This isn't a Thanksgiving post. This is an autopsy.

​We live in a country that is unapologetically, defiantly individualistic. We’ve turned "community" into a buzzword and "charity" into a weapon used to police the poor.

​#MutualAid #Truthsgiving #Solidarity #TheNomadFiles #ExistentialNomad
The Death of Community
And the Gatekeepers of Survival and Mutual Aid
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November 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Even the right side of his face is losing to the left...

#Trump
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM